wow i can't believe that mitch mcconnell died tomorrow
Lord, let me be as fearless and uninhibited as the guy in the stall in the men’s room at work watching a video on his phone without headphones.
They could not look guiltier if they tried. If Mitch is dead/incapacitated, These people should be in prison for fraud/racketeering. They’re defrauding the people of Kentucky for their salaries at the VERY least. @govandybeshear.bsky.social #MissingMitchMcconnell
Pro wrestling themed coffee shop named Chief Jay Strongbrew’s. Is this anything??
If I were a billionaire you would find me only in person after a long journey by donkey to my Italian mountaintop villa.
being a billionaire and on the internet all day is crazy to me. if i had even five million dollars, you would not find me online whatsoever.
being a billionaire and on the internet all day is crazy to me. if i had even five million dollars, you would not find me online whatsoever.
On my way back from the gym an old lady leaned out her car window and yelled “LeBron James is coming to Philly!” meaning that I heard from an old lady yelling out her car before I read the news. Score another one for old ladies over traditional media
extremely Philadelphia celebrity sighting—I just saw Unlike Agholor walking in Center City
Great story, E! News. But I wish you went with your original headline: “Tom Holland functions within the flow of linear time”
Please stop arguing about the historical accuracy of an adaptation of a book that has a cyclops and a couple of witches and some giants. I’m begging you.
Quick thinking having a tablecloth handy. I didn’t even notice the twitching from that dead robot.
Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.
Watching The Music Man and good lord is it ever unrealistic
I just shouted “Bellingham!” A name I just learned moments ago.
It's hilarious that the same people who haven't read a book in over a decade are suddenly literature majors who believe the sanctity of the Odyssey has been besmirched by the presence of a black woman.
Fox stoped talking about it almost immediately.
incredible -- more than two hours into this morning's Fox & Friends, "fraud" has not been mentioned a single time and hosts haven't discussed Trump's big primetime speech at all. They have 787 million reasons to ignore it.
incredible -- more than two hours into this morning's Fox & Friends, "fraud" has not been mentioned a single time and hosts haven't discussed Trump's big primetime speech at all. They have 787 million reasons to ignore it.
Stock market people talking about how “Netflix is basically a utility” have to stop.
(Bloomberg) - US executives are selling shares at the second-fastest pace in more than 20 years, a classic red flag .. 👀 @bloomberg.com www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Hear me out: One million gallons of Febreze.
Does anyone know how to get the smell of smoke out of air?
If there’s a God, Trump will vomit all over himself tonight on live television.
when there's a map at the beginning of a book? brother I am IN
@chrislhayes.bsky.social wasn’t it just a week or two ago he bizarrely announced out of nowhere no more trade with Spain? Did that happen? Or did everyone just roll their eyes and forget about it?