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It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better

They should add funerals to Animal.Crossing. Maybe also every year once a year, KK Slider can play a midi version of Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah while Isabelle plays an in memoriam of all your dead villagers on a little projector.

The unevenness of Strange New Worlds is so charming but also so annoying. It's just like classic Star Trek!

That new Spider-Man is that good Spider-Man.

I think we know who is to blame for this one.

Yoda from Star Wars

ALT: Yoda from Star Wars

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christ if that’s not a metaphor for our times

I open up the old app twice a week to check my Fortnite leak news but today the post it surfaced was a bunch of people saying Zendaya is unattractive so I uninstalled the app. I'll have to just let Fortnite surprise me from now on, not worth it.

Wonder Man was really good and they should make more! If you haven't seen it, you shoudl check it out, it's a fun time!

Trying to slide into a Spider-Man screening and all the reasonable tickets are sold out for the whole weekend and the AMC app has a 15 minute wait queue? I got literally the last non-front row seat for an 8:15am tomorrow. Had no idea other people liked Spider-Man.

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Been waiting for this one, and it doesn't disappoint. Get in your truck and crash into stuff for anime reasons!

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Sad to hear of Glen Hansard's passing. Once came out at a time where its romance and art hit me just right. Still such a powerful film and soundtrack.

I don't want to make a post I just want to update my AIM away message.

Digging that Marvel Tokon. Was having fun with Magik, when I hit a Captain America in the back with a fireball shot through a demon portal, I feel great even though I lose.

I just ate a salad, please pray for me.

That new Splatoon rips. Can't stop playing it. Real good stuff.

Interesting that the companies with all of our data can't look at that data and figure out that no one likes A.I.

Dudes always talking about "shootin their shot" and then their shot is that they leave a creepy instagram comment on the photo of a girl they don't know in real life.

Can't believe the Avengers Doomsday marketing is "all the characters are standing around together again." We done this one already, folks! You gotta tell us what the story is in this one!

It's funny how much Final Fantasy 1 owes to this 1986 Japanese Cindy Crawford Pocari Sweat ad, art directed by Moebius

What's uhh going on with the people posting on LinkedIn? Why do people post like that on there? Is everything AI written? It all reads so weird.

Doing a Twitch IRL stream where people donate money and as I hit the goals I drive to different Taco Bells and eat the parasite lettuce. People got side bets on which location I will contract it from. Kalshi sponsored poll overlay shows that the odds favor the Universal CityWalk location.

I feel like the way that I get ignored in a Gamestop is racist.

I feel like Underworld's "Born Slippy" is really having a resurgence and Driveboy, dive boy Dirty numb angel boy In the doorway boy She was a lipstick boy.

If you get a monkey's paw and you wish for it to curl up tighter you can enter admin mode and access the entire wish/consequence database

I bought a Nintendo Switch 2 camera for 80% off while watching the movie Croupier and then I heard the news what a great night