I bet that took awhile. 😲 IG: @metal_sculptor_kevin_stone

Never seen someone brag about being an absentee parent so hard before.

Veerender Singh Jubbal@veerenderjubbal.bsky.social · 5d ago

Eurogamer@eurogamer.bsky.social · last wk.

After laying off Battlefield 6 devs, EA boss Andrew Wilson's bonus rose $8m to $38m last year, thanks to the game's success across "all milestones" www.eurogamer.net/ea-boss-38-m...

starting a collection of quotes like this

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Remember kids, the Republican party of family values keeps voting to let pedos generate deepfake porn of you and your children.

Governor Tim Walz@governorwalz.mn.gov · last wk.

See you in court, creep.

With alt text, because this is important.

🇬🇧 🫂 🫖 Wannabe Brit Pete🇬🇧🫂🫖@pmc871.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Just an FYI… 🏳️‍🌈

I am wearing my cozy clothes and listening to Animal Collective Sung Tongs (which is starting to become a new favourite album music.apple.com/ca/album/sun... ) and drawing a blind dragon. I intend on doing this for a good while.

Missing you

Jimothy

I love love I'm an absolute sucker for love a fuckin mush for it I love happy queer lil characters in love having a cute lil lovey time together I love heckin seeing itttt it energizes meeeeeee lgbtq loveeeeeeeee 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Opossum with Open Mouth and AAA Sign

ALT: Opossum with Open Mouth and AAA Sign

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Gender affirming scare 😱

I love cats

this is where I keep all my future career endeavors

me: i must practice the dharma also me:

mandatory reading

This is it. This is enlightenment, this is the final destination of post nut clarity

P🔞PCORE@popwhore.bsky.social · 3w ago

I don't know about you but after a good cum all I want is a dr pepper

May his corpse be warmed by the piss upon his grave.

Micah@rincewind.run · 3w ago

you don’t have to say nice things about lindsey graham we are past that cultural moment, largely thanks to the man he knew was one of the worst people alive and deliberately enabled at every turn he was a bad person and did awful things and you can just be honest about it

Turns out walking upto random coworkers and asking if they're "ready for tonight's ritual" is "concerning" and "frowned upon" by HR.

You too can walk away mid conversation. It's not illegal or anything, just not generally frowned upon by polite society. You don't- wait come back I wasn't finished

Allison Boggs Marion 🇨🇦@coffeeandabagel.bsky.social · 4w ago

The older I get the more I understand why cats just walk away mid conversation.

this is the official scooby doo account

And the same for authors and books

If you have a choice between staying at home cramming burgers and hotdogs down your neck, or going out wearing full combat BDU in +100⁰F because some billionire pedophile told you to go harrass brown people, *and you pick the BDU*, then fuck you. I hope you get heatstroke and your dick falls off.

My first Art Fight attack is directed at the one and only @alfafilly.bsky.social, sorry about putting Dyo in a bad mood lol

Understandable reaction