it’s called pandora, and it’s a magical world!!! and the people are nicer, and they’re blue!!!!

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tony soprano would have been one of those people who wishes they lived in james cameron’s avatar world

you better start believing in ghostbusters, bill murray. you're in it!

Only 30,000 people saw disclosure day but every one of them started a band

apple stock is down does this mean i have to sell my iphone?

your family should get to own whatever you die in, frankly

if you die in an ambulance, your family gets to own the ambulance, at least in an ideal society

senate is passing a bill to kill a seabird today

senate is passing a bill to kill a seabird today

smoking weed makes me feel likeni have 9% thc in my blood

back in my day, noblemen wore wigs, and didnt play fortnite

a tree fell in a forest. i wasnt around for it. who cares what happened?

benjamin franklin side quest be like "i want you to fly my kite and publish my poor richard's almanac"

all of britain is powered by one wind turbine

these balls have been formatted to fit your screen

i do all of my banking through Sleep Number

i would never let my child start a band named Cherry Poppin Daddies

the government requires that you take 5mg of thc to have a better command of language

this alley was built in case a spiderman needs to learn how to climb it

is a swing revival when my parent of choice gives me another push on the swing set? oh what fun!

all kids do nowadays is ask AI if plato is in fortnite

u and i arent cool tim cooke. the big text effect didnt work when i sent her the word "penis"

painting my Penis to look like a Telephone and walking around making loud Ringing sound; ask beautiful woman “Can u answer this 4 me????????”

angel batista has been added to fortnite!

i would pay less for the sky if it had ads

thank you for sharing this article. i would have guessed he had a big penis, personally, not a small penis as mentioned in the article

i would pay less for the sky if it had ads

this was not made with AI

i denounce transformers. God didnt make a plane so that it could become a man!

it’s bandcamp friday, i just released my new album last month! check it out and do consider giving me seven whole dollars for it, it’s very good

crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️@crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 9mo ago

my new album Made to Fade is out everywhere now. buy it on bandcamp or stream on the evil service of your choosing, i hope you love it 💚 12 songs of angst, self-hauntings, regrets and trans becoming. crimesididntcommit.bandcamp.com/album/made-t...

Baby's Day Out is about a vagrant baby that wanders everywhere irresponsibly. much less employable than Boss Baby