Aaron Hart

@ahominid.bsky.social

Another round of "brilliant" negotiations is completed. The only difference this time is that Witkoff and Kushner came to deliver Putin's demands personally after kissing his boot in the Kremlin. We are on, what, 9th circle of this cycle? 1,5 years wasted and countless lives.

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Looking for a loving companion. Someone to share the good times and the bad. Mostly just the bad times tbf because when things are good, that's when I like to do my own thing.

No science fiction could have prepared us for just how stupid the end of the world can be. "The environment was on the brink of collapse, and so, rather than deal with that, we burned what fuel we had left getting computers to scam each other for money."

If the England FA were cunning they would write to FIFA today asking whether Quansah can play in the next game or does the exception only apply to American players. And publish the letter.

Scientists have identified RFK Jr.’s brain worm as Stephanus milleri, a parasitic larva from the Miller tapeworm family. Symptoms include fever dreams of authority, allergic reactions to compassion, and an uncontrollable urge to turn public health into a border-control experiment.

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He didn’t understand it when told and now he doesn’t remember. Imagine the leader of the free world not only bringing down democracy but parroting the “desires” of one of our greatest enemies like he’s discussing a drinks order.