Somehow they keep finding new ways to fuck shit up. Truly amazing.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3h ago

NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman on rockets crashing into the moon: "It's not a big deal right now. The moon has clearly seen better days."

Bad news.

Woman arrested after four men stabbed in London's Covent Garden - follow live

The London Ambulance Service has taken the victims to hospital, and are yet to give an update on their condition.

bbc.co.uk

Why does anyone believe anything this fucking idiot says.

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 4h ago

$SPCX - SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS

The idea appeals!

The New York City Parking Sticker of Shame Is Back (Gift Article)

After 14 years, the city has returned to slapping bright stickers on cars that do not move for street sweepers.

nytimes.com

$ME - KATIE PLANS CAREER IN DRESSAGE, POWERED BY TAMAGOTCHIS

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 4h ago

$SPCX - SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS

I've seen enough Bond films to know that if the follically challenged head of a corrupt organisation invites you to a meeting in an exotic location, you do not go. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Gianni Infantino latest: Fifa chief calls executive meeting as criticism mounts

Gianni Infantino summons senior leaders to a meeting on Wednesday, after facing more fierce criticism of his plan to sell off Fifa's commercial and event operations.

bbc.co.uk

“As Aydin jumps a scooter over ramps set up in the middle of the road, children around him are drawing with chalk, blowing bubbles and kicking a football in a spot where cars are usually driving through.” Good job Leeds. More children should have the chance to play in their neighbourhood like this.

Leeds: The city closing down streets so children can play

In Leeds, streets are being temporarily closed to traffic so kids have more space to safely play - an initiative proving beneficial to both children and adults.

bbc.co.uk

These kinds of claims are weaponized against victims of abuse all the time, including in court. And they completely ignore how many women behave when under threat. Women are socialized from birth to preserve community ties, to protect and defend the family unit. Their survival often depends on it.

The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · 3d ago

Rep. Max Miller: "My former wife has claimed that during a custody exchange at my home that day, I assaulted her…If I had assaulted her, would she have offered to cook me dinner six days later?"

Is it just me that thinks it’s not OK to smash into other planets? It’s as though we’re destroying elements of nature just for the hell of it 😢

SpaceX rocket expected to have crashed into Moon - live updates

The stray upper section of the Falcon 9 rocket is about the size of a five-storey building, with a mass of at least 4,000kg.

bbc.co.uk

This week's @cityam.bsky.social column: Lineker donates £10k to help England amputee side play in World Cup, while FA refuses to fund them + more on Man Utd's ticket purge, padel in London and the Arsenal star's mum running a conference for parents

Gary Lineker forks out £10k to save England amputee team’s World Cup dream

Gary Lineker and a group of private backers have come to the rescue of the England men’s amputee team while the Football Association refuses to fund them.  The governing body stopped its financial sup...

news.uk.cityam.com

Hey UK #energy people - an organisation I’m working with has been quoted £12k to have the gas supply removed and capped after they switched to heat pumps. Any suggestions for how they might avoid these charges? @richardlowes.bsky.social

I’ve reactivated my #FPL league. If you were in last year, reactivate your account and you’ll be automatically back in the league. If you weren’t, you are very welcome to join. Code is hfd6zp Give it a go!

Fantasy Premier League, Official Fantasy Football Game of the Premier League

Official Fantasy Premier League 2026/27. Free to play fantasy football game, set up your fantasy football team at the Official Premier League site.

fantasy.premierleague.com

​Got green correct for the wrong reason 😂 Connections: Soccer Edition #56 Average mistakes today: 1.7 🟣🟣🟣🟣 🟡🟡🟡🟡 🟢🟢🟢🟢 🔵🔵🔵🔵 Play the puzzle: www.nytimes.com/athletic/con...

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honestly can't stress enough, as a former family law attorney, how depressingly common Max Miller's behavior and words are, right down to the petty fixation on custody procedure and rules when faced with allegations of shocking violence.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 19h ago

Rep. Max Miller: "When I was reported for child abuse of my daughter for a broken collarbone, my daughter was in my ex-wife's care 9 out of the last 11 days and she took her to the emergency room, which is a contempt violation from our shared parenting plan."

Could this be the end of him? www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Gianni Infantino latest: Fifa chief calls executive meeting as criticism mounts

Gianni Infantino summons senior leaders to a meeting on Wednesday, after facing more fierce criticism of his plan to sell off Fifa's commercial and event operations.

bbc.co.uk

Sharks are now using drones. We are cooked.

This should be much bigger news

Gail Waldby ❌👑@gailwaldby.bsky.social · 2d ago

It Appears That the US Military Accidentally Killed Everybody on Board a Civilian Medevac Flight in New Mexico #Hegseth #USMilitary futurism.com/science-ener...

good news for folks on the cult membership waitlist

Bluesky@bsky.app · 22h ago

Update: group chats can now host up to 100 members.

Leaders of flag-raising group Raise the Colours Oxfordshire placed trackers on highway workers’ cars to find out their home addresses, the High Court has heard. RTC then attempted to intimidate the highway staff into no longer removing flags by repeating their addresses to them.

Sharks own the beach now. They wear fishbowl breathing masks. Humans have been forced into the water. They wear fishbowl breathing masks. The humans remember centuries ago when they owned the beach and they have returned, hungry.

weinberg@weinbergs.bsky.social · 7mo ago

let's pretend: Universal announces a screenwriting contest for Jaws 5. What's your pitch?

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'Just joking' added to fan's England World Cup win tattoo

Sean Carrington says he is more bothered about England not winning than about his tattoo.

bbc.co.uk

Would you like to see an ever so slightly damp Hall? Et voila! The lawn is what we’re calling ‘gold’.

You should all be bloody ashamed of yourselves. This fuckin index is decreasing daily. Do better!

Swearsky Index@swearsky.bagpuss.org · yesterday

😊 The Swearsky Index is currently 1.9%.

What I love about Bluesky is what I loved about old Twitter: if I want to find out about something (however recondite) there will be someone here (often with a PhD in it) and the time and patience to share their knowledge. /1

A reminder to all NHS staff: you are loved, wanted and appreciated by millions of Londoners, and we collectively condemn the vile racism you continue to experience.

NHS radiographers report rise in overt racist abuse by patients

Survey reveals medics were called ‘monkeys’ and ‘dirty foreigners’, and patients refused to be seen by black or Asian staff

theguardian.com

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History of Parliament@histparl.bsky.social · yesterday

On 4 August 1265, Simon de Monfort was killed at the Battle of Evesham during the Second Barons' War, ending his year-long ascendancy as the de facto ruler of England. Find out more about his greatest victory against Henry III at the Battle of Lewes below.