have they considered washington dc smithsonian zoo darling Akar
The Independent@the-independent.com · 14h agoJames Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: ‘It’s got to be really different’
The Independent@the-independent.com · 14h ago
“Frog!” cried Toad. “I am sorry for all the dumb things I do. I am sorry for all the silly things that I say. Please be my friend again!”
every time you say something to the effect of “please be kind to evil corporation because we can’t let their employees lose their jobs” i slash a doordash drivers tires
i cannot get over how funny the moderation tag on this is
USSR Pictures@ussrpictures.bsky.social · 2d ago"Prudery is the enemy of art" - Soviet poster, 1980s
cop: did he send any texts around the time of the crash? cop 2: he sent a post that reads "padding my three track album with 26 skits and interludes" cop: not bad but it ain't going viral cop 2: posting isn't just about going viral cop: (sighs) not this shit again
i keep experiencing dark urges to start riding fixie even though this would surely kill me
Lately I tell someone a situation is bad, and they go: “well, aren't all situations bad in their own way?” You're so right. In fact, let's just chew lead and try to get abducted at a truck stop. Every deal is rotten anyway. Let's jump down a latrine.
“everything should be clothing optional” is a thing i believe very strongly but it’s such a funny hill to die on that i never know annoying i should be about it
obviously sucks when cis people clock me and ask me my pronouns but i gotta reconcile that with the fact that the ones that do this are some of the cooler ones
not to be a downer but do you ever think about how many aspects of your life this shit has the potential to fuck up
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · last wk.GOOGLE, MICROSOFT REPORT RECORD NUMBER OF SOFTWARE BUGS AS US SAYS KNOWN CYBER VULNERABILITIES SET TO FAR EXCEED 2025 TOTAL
i need to get way stronger and/or save up to buy a more practical bike. let’s find out together which one i can manage to do first
why do my tits always hurt when i’m due for an injection. what do they know
i think i’m gonna like get way worse and start treating everyone like shit and maybe score a couple allegations then when nobody wants to be my friend anymore i can post something like “i’m just really starting to outgrow this city”
in this moment i think what i need is to get drunk and touch someone
this websites block feature was originally created for the explicit purpose of preventing my friend from threatening him with hammers and it was the biggest mistake the admins ever made
Philip Bump@pbump.com · last wk.[guy who reportedly makes seven figures arguing for centrist positions]:
the problem with online queer communities is some people are children and unlike in real life they don’t look like children so you can’t just be like “oh okay you’re a child”
once i start smoking less weed and get in better shape and fix my diet and find a therapist and get ffs and buy a latex bodysuit it’s over for you bitches
reminding myself a fascist trained today before riding my bike around a bit
is christopher nolan like actively misogynistic or does he just keep forgetting to put women with thoughts in his movies
a new kind of person i keep learning about is “ordinary heterosexual woman who started reading again after finding out they have books about people getting raped by monsters”
what if i stopped interrogating which societal forces are influencing me to want to get married i got married instead
they should invent a word for metamours that doesn’t sound like you learned it on tumblr
if you’re a hot girl you can do whatever you want. if you’re not a hot girl you can probably do lots of other things too
drink less water. clench your jaw. worsen your posture. this is the time of monsters