Alaskan Weeb
@alaskanweeb.bsky.social
Not smart enough for NASA, not soulless enough for Boeing A remora to better posters In a love-hate relationship with anime Not a lewd account but not *not* a lewd account They/Them if you’re cool, she/her is fine too
*Got a Stevenson-era authentic French chef period hand-made mayonnaise recipe here, in my extensive Stevenson mayonnaise research files *It's easy to get all weepy about it, because it's so steampunk dead-and-gone, but y'know, it's not really all that "gone" *You could just do it yourself
Three years and 184 days on e: Hats need to be more a part of current day fashion
Alaskan Weeb@alaskanweeb.bsky.social · yesterdayThree years and 183 days on e: You know, this rowing thing may actually get me the back muscles I’ve been kinda wanting.
So I don’t really know what to do if my dad loses his job again we’re out of 3-4k a week. And we’d be homeless. Asking for donations to cover the loss of income. Anything helps.
Feel like I've been seeing some version of this playing out on auto-repeat for the past decade.
Bsky win: twitter is now rerunning discourse that already took place here months ago
huck mason@tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 16h agofor reasons that only make sense if you're insane, a TPUSA kid complaining about burrito costs on xitter has the GOP's biggest divas going for each other's throats.
The more you talk, the more it’s clear you need to go outside and touch grass.
AO3 is going to go crazy with this premise, keep an eye out for One Night Only AUs
gwen howerton@kissphoria.bsky.social · 15h agoi'm locked in on this film sorry to anyone else
Things ops jobs have taught me: You can be the manliest man in the world with all the muscles that steroids can give you But if a hydraulic hose comes loose under pressure near you, you will absolutely shit *and* piss yourself
Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li@sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 14h agono, in fact, you are just another human body, whose flesh shall go the way of all flesh
The important thing to know about boots is that Dr. Martens was bought by a private equity firm a while back, the boots are now garbage in terms of construction quality, but Solovair set up to make similar boots on the old equipment in the old factory and their versions are much better quality.
Will Wilkinson@wlknsn.xyz · 16h agoMy take on boots discourse is that we face a lemons problem with many consumer goods, given the acquisition of many storied brands by companies aggressively milking accumulated brand equity for higher profits, such that price and reputation for durability does not reliably predict higher roi.
he won by the same margin as Trump, which represented "a huge mandate" back then.
Politico@politico.com · 23h agoProgressives didn’t get the big election night they wanted
Three years and 183 days on e: You know, this rowing thing may actually get me the back muscles I’ve been kinda wanting.
Alaskan Weeb@alaskanweeb.bsky.social · 2d agoThree years and 182 days on e: Something about me attracts trauma queers, and I wish it would attract more non-trauma queers as well
Teach your children ‘democrats are not always good, but republicans ARE always bad’ and in 2026 you’ve covered like 90% of their practical civic education wrt voting.
Stan Oklobdzija@stano.bsky.social · yesterdayThe best thing about Vote Blue No Matter Who is that it unloads a lot of cognitive burden. I wanted Tom Steyer to be in the Governor's race, but he's not so I'm gonna vote for Becerra. I don't follow his campaign at all: I'm voting for him because he's not a Republican.
“Goddamn the Chainsmoker Cat setting is bleak,” I say, born to a father born the year the Civil Rights Act was signed
"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!
I’m watching election coverage for the first time since my race in 2024. We’re really still stuck on the “progressive vs. moderate” debate, aren’t we? What’s it gonna take for the pundit class to realize that it doesn’t matter? Voters choose the candidates who they believe give a damn about them.
CW Personal If you want to keep jacking off to our content, you have to listen to us. The entire sex network is in massive danger of being entirely eliminated.
Hypno-Scream (Comms Open)❤️🩷💜@hypnoscream.bsky.social · last mo.Saw a post saying "I don't want NSFW accounts to talk about voting, just let me jack off" Buddy, NSFW artists and sex workers are being constantly attacked by a government of nonces trying to distract from their own crimes by pinning the blame on porn. They have the right to speak up about this.
Tonight’s primaries are a battle for the soul of the Democrat Party.
“[James Talarico] is a radical. This is a guy who says God is nonbinary.” As opposed to the very sensible stance that God is a man because he has a penis.
Bad news. Your “goat” with “hype moments and aura” is currently bouncing on it and moaning a little
The push and pull between wanting more physical media and encouraging people to buy physical media and seeing “Kangaroo Jack Steelbook 4K restoration - $79.99”
