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one day the wordle Will be PENIS and i will get it in 1

?????????

how it feels searching "discord" on bluesky to see if there's an outage occurring (there is)

Whenever I am tempted to imagine what another driver might be going through, I remember this and stop

there is a visual sort of irony

USSR Pictures@ussrpictures.bsky.social · 2d ago

"Prudery is the enemy of art" - Soviet poster, 1980s

Am I the only person that sees it

Consumer Time Capsule@consumertc.bsky.social · 2d ago

You city slickers could never pull off a look as iconic as this 1978 McDonald's cowboy hat and belt buckle combo...

I don't think people are ready for this kind of joke yet.

Source: AlexKnight002 (reddit, 2026)

incredible things are happening on bluesky

Doom 3 (2004) is now as old as Pitfall (1982) was when Doom 3 was released.

commodore 64 games will be called Here Comes Mister Penis! and they will be an extremely mid metroidvania where the health bar is an anatomically correct human skeleton that takes up half the screen and the music will be the sickest prog rock you've ever hesrd

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dyslexic man after summoning an incubus: why the fuck is there a twink in my room i'm trying to get VINYLS

Violent Femmes and Grateful Dead are two bands you'd never expect to sound the way they do off their names. But Beach Boys? Apt title. They be singing about surfing n shit

QRP with your mosy popular piece on Bluesky Proooobably this? Lol

Dieselbrain@dieselbrain.bsky.social · 3d ago

QRP with your mosy popular piece on Bluesky Its Zoot Suit Samus and its not even close lol

that wasnt me i was participating in a strike and they got some scab

Zero@gillianseeddxm.bsky.social · 3d ago

what about that outfit you wore in sonic '06 bro huh what about that one

About to see the new Kevin Hart movie. Just kidding. I'm white & went to college. #BaywatchMovie

junglist massive

they don't write songs to the tune of other songs anymore. Oasis did that and everyone hated them, folk musicians do it and everyone loves it (esp. ethnomusicologists!) moral of the story: John Lennon was a bitch lmao #CostcoConnection

took me a few minutes of staring at the first image to realize that this was the thumbnail to that one dunkey video. just so happened to be done by the moon child guy. it all comes full circle 😭

Metin Seven (Moon Child's dad 🌝)@seven.eurosky.social · 3d ago

🧵 Voxel thread, image(s) 5… Donkey Kong was also part of the Inside Video Games series I made in the 2000s. I started with a detail of DK level 1, then decided to build the full other levels in voxel style. #VoxelArt #voxels #retro #RetroGaming #arcade #3D

painted the little desiccant pack from my meds to look like the half-life 2 explosive barrel

casualties of language

"Being trans is sad Being trans is horrid." Shut up. Being trans is great. Look. I've got inner peace and a fucking scythe.

Jay Hulme@jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 4d ago

Today at the convent: the nuns have been teaching me to scythe.

have a lot of favorite GIFs on Discord? you can now search through your favorites, using the keywords in their URLs!

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Random one

We all know that "Imagine..." is the worst tweet, but it's very, very close.