bluesky reminder: jokes exist

mmmm yes.... obtaining a new and cute little notebook will cure me of my mental illness and turn me into a shark eyed type a productivity megafucker... the last several cute new notebooks didn't, but this one will be different, surely.

engagement baiting has to stop abeg

enough ragebait. lovebait me. gigglebait me. joybaitme.

noticed i’m annoying and now i have to rip out my tongue

of course it’s that deep

bad caramel thing bad bad billie jean

fuckass is one of my favorite words

We bleed the same blood, we six the same seven

brainrot has no borders

"Makeup!" - compliant, performative. "OMYGOSH I CAN SEE MY GERMS" - feral, genuine, instinctive

sorry for commenting “seems like AI” on your pregnancy announcement

recorded a funky ramble where i‘m just singing while blasting music in my ears, will i post it? i don’t know.. we‘ll see

i love every body except my own i guess

watched an amazing video where the guy is vocal FUCK so good 😊 life is bliss

tears so salty - they sink in saline waters maybe one day you‘ll come up with something more than all these borders

i can’t keep crying while/after masturbating, it‘s unbecoming and pathetic you fucking loser man, i‘m so sad why are you so broken? i hate this part of you

penis in anal (PIA)

maybe the bad actors are the friends we made along the way

cook this cooch

princess draft

Wow wow wiww wiw wiwjwiwiwow i love this song

so many banger in this

this song is so damn good

it‘s war up in my head at times

Salmon - Agree/Affirm Bonito flakes - disagree/deny Kelp - greeting Mustard Leaf - Concern salmon roe - to grab attention: "Hey come look here" tuna - focus tuna tuna - look tuna mayo - talk

ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil

Did Taro cards predict the lettuce shittery?

Update: still on planet earth, but … for how long?