People really shouldn’t have to remind you of emails you’ve received from them. Like your failure to manage your inbox is really not my problem.
I wish a serious legal reporter would do an investigative story on why the various state bars refuse to do their jobs and start sanctioning DOJ lawyers who are very obviously violating rules of professional conduct.
Look I want it to be fall as much as the next girl but it is literally August 6th
Every day there is new fresh hell awaiting me, the day is young, so much to look forward to
Ok sorry I know I’m late here but is the goal of soccer not to get a goal
If I knew the players were hot I would have watched this stuff way earlier
So anyway I picked Spain to win on door dash so as you can tell I’m very invested
Did people just causally drink daily energy drinks before social media told you to or
A lot of people are volunteering the information that they don’t regularly wash their produce as part of this parasite conversation and that’s wild
Say what you will about Lindsey Graham but he really did achieve his life goal of making as many people as miserable as him as possible
I get Mitch McConnell and Lindsey graham confused so this has been a very complicated start to my morning
What if instead we didn’t do this work stuff and all started our weekend early
Really annoying to be trapped in a body that doesn’t do what it’s supposed to
Do you ever see someone else’s water bottle and think “wow you must have a immune system of steel”
This year is kicking my ass like if I could get maybe like an hour two of peace that could probably go a long way
One way to beat the Sunday Scaries is to have seven working brain cells
Never ceases to amaze me how many people are willing to sell their soul for money and power, even when that means destroying lives and civilization