Ian Against the Machine
@alkalinian.bsky.social
Writer, editor, North American scum. Remember this: Try.
Watching Independence Day (1996), and the best line-read in the movie is still the one grunt in the ruins of Houston who goes, “Target remains…”
At 250 years old, the Declaration of Independence remains a fundamentally radical document, and one that is fundamentally incompatible with American movement conservatism.
The right-wing attack on birthright citizenship is not just about birthright citizenship itself. As MAGA’s reaction to the Supreme Court ruling proves, it is part of their opposition to a broader ideal, that “All men are created equal.” www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
Our grandchildren will never believe we had to go to school and work on Prime Day.
Animated Animorphs TV show done in the style of Invincible or X-Men ‘97.
What’s your white whale tv/film adaptation that needs to happen
*Steve Perry voice* 🎶 The meal in the sky keeps on turnin’ 🎶
THERAPIST: try writing longhand to help with focus and executive function ME: *laughs maniacally surrounded by a dozen empty bottles of white-out*
History nerd achievement unlocked: saw where they did the (second (third)) Defenestration of Prague
introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live: Metallica The Flaming Lips Alkaline Trio Foxy Shazam Gogol Bordello GWAR Haim Jimmy Eat World Ludo Tegan and Sara
introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live: Morrissey Andy Prieboy Concrete Blonde James They Might Be Giants Sparks Roger Waters Weird Al Yankovic Peter Murphy Psychedelic Furs
"the maga party is the last breath of the confederacy, and i'll be happy to see gen z and millennials bury y'all."
Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.
As a committed ASOIAF nerd, I’d campaign on an “Hour of the Wolf” presidency. Stay in the job for like two weeks future-proofing and dispensing justice, then resign and fuck off back home.
Part of my presidential campaign pitch: give me a willing Congress, and on Day One I will (a) join the ICC and (b) send this entire administration to The Hague.
it’s giving crusades it’s giving Avignon papacy
hot medieval summer
Are you a writer? Do you own: *Piles of notebooks that you'll never throw out or open again *A book on how to write a book a family member gave you *Mug of pens with the clips broken off *An oxford comma hot take *Rejection collection *Trauma over an unrecoverable lost project *Imposter syndrome
Nuremberg 2.0. go nurembrrrrrrrrr
The DNC Resolutions Committee has passed my resolution to hold Trump Administration officials legally accountable for their crimes. Assuming the whole packet passes on Friday, it will become the official position of the national Democratic Party.
The people who voted for this are the most irresponsible people on the planet.
The people who voted for this voted for death. The people who voted for this voted for destruction. The people who voted for this voted for insanity. The people who voted for this voted for a monster. The people who voted for this enabled a sexual predator to start a war to distract from his crimes.
they literally renamed the entire company after this
Meta is shutting down its VR metaverse on June 15th.
He was certainly afraid of Vietnam-style combat in Vietnam.
Gonna try and get SCOTUS to declare that I’m excused from on-camera meetings. I think I have a good 8th amendment case that they constitute cruel and unusual punishment for the ADHD folks.
🎶Where have you gone, Marcus Junius Brutus? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you🎶
Beware the Ides of March.
It’s not just tech. “What if instead of [fill in blank], you could pay a new form of rent, forever?” is basically the only sales pitch capitalism has left.
What if, instead of writing your own code, you could pay a new form of rent, forever
Triangle man, triangle man Triangle man hates
Pizza Man Amery, WI
THERAPIST: have you made *any* of the changes we’ve talked about? ME: no but I did start using serifs in my handwriting THERAPIST: jfc ME: that would be more legible with some little feets on those letters