Tessera

Cvntness Overlord

@amazingmagda.bsky.social

she, bi, 30 or 40 years old ;) ,European, married ;d, fan of pretty men fanfic writer - Resident Evil nowadays; i like sefikura, Resident Evil (chreon), GuildWars2; I'm a multishipper also: autism, science, cute art,a lot of other stuff, often !NSFW! :3

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 4d ago

this delights me

worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 2d ago

Article from 1913 that predicted that the last baby would be born in 2012 and depicted it looking kinda like batboy

Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 17h ago

A smoking barefoot pet telling the HOA to fuck off

Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · yesterday

wtf kind of pets they got in there

SMOKING
BARE FOOT
PETS
PROHIBITED IN BUILDING

Fishtopher and Friends @fishtopher.bsky.social · 22m ago

the "wheres breakfast" club

Three cats, Stormy, Fishtopher, and Mr Lover, begging for food. Stormy, a black cat, sniffs the empty bowl holder. Fishtopher, a brown tabby cat with green eyes, sits and looks up at the camera with a slightly forlorn expression. Mr Lover, an orange and white tabby cat, stares outwardly with amber eyes.

Cvntness Overlord @amazingmagda.bsky.social · 18m ago

what 75 words for onion? i know only one..no word for job?!?! I think I'm missing the context

Museum of Twitter@museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 23h ago

I should have posted this on Labor Day.

@francisxwolf
the polish language has 75 words for onion and no word for job

@POCHOWEK
footjob, rimjob, pitjob, blowjob... english reduces all the greatest acts of physical intimacy down to exploitation of labor. in polish we call blowjobs “making ice cream" because they are tasty treats made with care and love. the american mind cannot comprehend this

Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 23h ago

I should have posted this on Labor Day.

Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 21h ago

@tochterzwiebel

my new favorite fun fact is that the words "lord" and "lady" descend from old english words that mean "bread-guardian" and "bread-kneader", respectively!!

(image of etymology diagram)

weard (warden, guardian) + hlāf (loaf) -> hlaford (a noble man or lord; literally, "bread-guardian")

hlāf (loaf) + daigijo (one who kneads) -> hlaefdige (a noble lady; literally, "bread-kneader")

hlaford -> laford -> lord

hlaefdige -> lafdi -> lady

Cvntness Overlord @amazingmagda.bsky.social · 29m ago

cw: personal, dentist meeeeh, have to consult with a specialist about my wisdom tooth :/

ViciousSHADi is Tired 🫩@viciousshadi.bsky.social · 14h ago

That means you, missy

A photo of my cat Dustbunny with a prop cigarette.

Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · yesterday

wtf kind of pets they got in there

은민 @em913em.bsky.social · 4h ago

멘헤라계 매애

Merrymac Farm Sanctuary @merrymacsanctuary.bsky.social · 4h ago

Another "duck heart" to start your Tuesday ❤️

Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 4h ago

Still my favourite mug..

A white mug held in the hand with an image of a cat from behind and the words " the more people I meet, the more I like my cat. "

✨🖤Baksuz Art🖤✨@baksuz.bsky.social · 3h ago

oh to be a little kitty in a dress, running with bees across meadows... 😸🐝 this folky kitty was done for efffluff on tumblr, as thank you for donating to my ko-fi and supporting me and my cats! 🧡🤍🧡🤍 🌾 ko-fi.com/baksuz 🌾

coloured digital sketch of a chubby orange cat in a white dress and red polka dot headscarf, running across a meadow with bees. the sun is shining bright, and there are a few fluffy white clouds visible. the art is framed with wheat, which is surrounded by two slices of red apples, a red dotted napkin, a green striped napkin, bones, candles, a jar of honey and a honey dipper, and a homemade pie. the decor and the patterns have a vague slavic folk vibe.

Bonky @shesbonky.bsky.social · 3h ago

H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 986 EVANGELICALS: A woman's place is in the kitchen. She should be making her man dinner and keeping him happy! MEANWHILE, REAL MEN WITH HIGH PROBABILITY OF GETTING LAID:

Ka'ra the tuxedo cat @karaisntactive.bsky.social · 2h ago

gOnna bring some outside in, so if it rains more i can still have it.

Ka'ra the tuxedo cat is on her beloved front porch. She has a crunchy brown leaf in her mouth and appears to be running towards the front door to get back inside.

Emily ⚗️@mandrakepot.bsky.social · 2h ago

My beating heart 🫀 My bleeding heart 🩸 My beaming heart 🕯️ My weeping heart 💧 My rotting heart 🥀 My missing part 🍃 ref is inspired by an old cosplay photo from @crimsonsun.bsky.social also happy birthday! 8D 🎈 #FFVII #FF7 #LucreciaCrescent #ProfessorHojo #Hojo #hojocrecia #art #fanart

FF7 Hojo and Lucrecia hugging each other in the shape of a heart 🫀

Viv Medeiros @vimeddiee.bsky.social · 1h ago

Are mermaid boobies sfw or illegal because I feel like out of all the boobies, mermaid ones should be okay to post on main/patreon without slapping a paywall on top

Freya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 1h ago

ok he's decided we're friends now!

Freya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 2h ago

a large empty black planter pot with a secret nacho (the cat) peeking out from behind

Anubi @anubiarts.at.app.wafrn.net · 44m ago

anubi daily 3 #PixelArt #Art #AnubiArts #AnubiDaily

A Quick Pixel Art featuring some text that says "Sometimes I just like to boot up Euro Truck Simulator 2 and do some deliveries. going through so many pretty places can cheer me up quite a lot, the views are very nice."

The pixel art itself features Anubi driving a truck, with one side showing her driving while in that popular Akakichi no Eleven frame (the hand in shoulder from someone with a massive chin one), but instead of the hand being in a shoulder it's on the driving wheel. The other side shows an outside view of the truck, with Anubi going through a bridge across the ocean.

VGDensetsu @vgdensetsu.bsky.social · 18h ago

Resident Evil 30th anniversary illustration by Hinanana / ヒナナナ:

Kate Beaton @katebeaton.bsky.social · 18h ago

🐈⭐️ COVER REVEAL!! ⭐️🐈 Thrilled to share the cover of my next graphic novel for young readers, MEATBALL: KING OF THE FOREST, coming March 2027 from @MacKidsBooks in the U.S. and @TundraBooks in Canada!

Cover of a book called "Meatball" with a cat leaping in the air

Jonathan McDowell @planet4589.bsky.social · 16h ago

Apparently the commander of the International Space Station brought her dancing pants to space with her

Mbq_101 @mbq.bsky.social · 3h ago

Raccoon Queen

Stefscribbles @stefscribbles.bsky.social · 2h ago

scavenger

a cat adventurer heading home with a good haul

Crimson Sun @crimsonsun.bsky.social · 16h ago

The only reason I went back to Twitter was for bday balloons and now they don't even do that anymore, so I had to make my own this year 🥲

fox @foxlett.bsky.social · 15h ago

cat sketch #cat #art #animalart

Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 12h ago

Guys I’m so sorry. I filmed a BIG STRETCH at the shelter today and forgot to show you. This is Burger and he is the softest and loveliest old man, bonded with his friend Phantom. www.hsccvt.org/Cats#sl_embe...

Freya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 14h ago

squomsh

closeup of a squished Pi (the cat) napping flat on the ground

Freya Holmér@freya.bsky.social · 2d ago

today I met a NEW little guy and his name is Pi!!

Pi (the cat), a brown/black tabby with lots of white and pretty olive eyes!

Li Chen @exocomics.com · 17h ago

princess 💖