“Sir, are you aware that you are a cat, and Mayor Zohran Mamdani is standing right behind you?”
Ambear
@ambercrombie94.bsky.social
just a 31 year old Sagittarius girl and her cat ✨
As aside, this is one speech Melania didn’t plagiarize from Michelle Obama.
Vanderpump Rules is on the TV and the coloring book is in my lap and the candle is lit
something about two drinks at breakfast and a beat box at the 10:15am movie has me feeling a liiiittle funny everyone 🤔
Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again
taking my (not so) little brother to tour my old college is making me so emo 😭😭😭
it’s actually sooooooo annoying that everything adults told me my whole life is real???? deep cleaned the laundry room and replaced my kitty’s litter box and I feel unstoppable
Surprise! The Jeff Bezos-owned Washington Post is against my 5% billionaire wealth tax. I wonder why? If enacted, Bezos would owe $12 billion in taxes, and an average family of 4 would receive a $12,000 direct payment. Poor Jeff would be left with just $224 billion to survive.
I am too 🩷🥰💞💍🙂↕️✨💅💝💖💘💕💞💓 to text like a normal person!
I can’t wait for the Drag Race version of this ANTM documentary to come out.
been watching the olympics and i think i found a solution to the male loneliness crisis
and sometimes personal growth just shows up on a Tuesday and you realize you’ve come so far 🥺
call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas
and when Taylor said “I’ll be 87 you’ll be 89” on a grainy livestream…………you had to be there