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CSketch@csketch.bsky.social · yesterday

this only could have been better if the girls playing the twin towers were actually twins

Oh my god I think I found the video.

sometimes i worry that i don’t look bisexual enough when i’m shopping in normie drag but then i remind myself that i keep my keys on a carabiner

jonah hill just joyfully hurtling towards “punches fan in public” character arc so he can be rehabbed into dramatic roles

AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 2d ago

obviously i’m on british bluesky right now. i’ll be back later in hopes of seeing another repugnant *american* thought leader dead

okay maybe they got the most insane church lady they could find so the clip would go viral and it would promote the game

Théo@tlpavlich.gay · 4d ago

Okay I went back and recorded the WPBL anthem. I haven't seen a clip of it yet and....it needs to never be forgotten.

Roger (6’5”)@iamtherog.com · 2w ago

Does everyone here know that @craigbrittain.com, who is currently masquerading as an anti-MAGA warrior, was fined in 2016 for operating a revenge porn website? A *lot* of y’all follow him. ⚠️ Marked as unsafe. ⚠️ www.ftc.gov/news-events/...

FBI watchlist number 1361348 NK. Supreme Leader of ANTIFA, nonbinary bisexual anarchist, Jew for a Free
Palestine, Pug manager.

Anybody Down? was a revenge porn website founded by Craig Brittain and Chance Trahan where users could anonymously upload nude photographs along with information identifying the person in the photograph (including full names, addresses, phone numbers, and
Facebook screenshots).[1I2] The site also

🏳️‍🌈💖𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢💖🏳️‍🌈@drucifer.bsky.social · 4d ago

truly the sour apple of fantasy dicks

AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 4d ago

winner of “halloween costume nobody understands”

Mark O’Neill 🐻@radiobeartime.com · 5d ago

Viz Mark Zuckerberg's commissioned statue of his wife

Tactical Onions Vendor @inkana.bsky.social · 5d ago

here shipwrecked odysseus, who never scored

Tactical Onions Vendor@inkana.bsky.social · 5d ago

this is like when there was NO KISSING in Twisters

movie was good. it is actually crazy there’s no sex in it though

i guess when i hear about what el sayed said re: vance’s kids reminds me of the guy in virginia got caught saying some crazy shit about some republican’s kids and he still won his race. all republicans do is abuse their kids and write laws to defend it. might as well get real about it!

night cookie or morning cookie hmm

Kotaku@kotaku.com · 5d ago

i can’t believe red green’s grandson has turned out this way

YouTuber Hank Green Admits He Has Unhealthy Relationship With AI After Facing Backlash Over Recent Video 'The level of dopamine I've been getting from interacting with LLMs is not healthy for me,' said Green

fagged lamb 🐑@fruityfreckles.bsky.social · 6d ago

shania twain

found a box of cardboard applicator tampons we are so back

jordan peterson missed his calling as an eyeglasses model. the reason? his unending tears

Benny "Boo" Knuckles@famousblue.bsky.social · 6d ago

the tao of scooby doo

This is what is right, this is the path to enlightenment. It teaches a child that illogical things probably can have a logical explanation and that every capitalist should inherently be distrusted cause they are always under a mask.

parrotheads at the DMV. really fresh gear too

i gotta fix my hair so i don’t look like lady rochester walking into the DMV

baby’s new favorite item is “chilly bear menu” iykyk

gosh i’m thirsty. too bad there’s nothing i can do about it

Bouba's Delivery Service@fernmonkey.bsky.social · 6d ago

remember when fergie tried to do this with the national anthem at the nba all star game

Incredible scenes on YouTube as the algorithm recommends an Alanis Morissette cover of My Humps from 19 years ago and lots of people are very confused about what timeline we are on.

beginning my project to get the boy obsessed with scooby doo