coming to terms with the fact that i need to be getting more sleep to an extent where i maybe need to fundamentally change something about my entire life
amelia burger 👻
@ameliaburger.bsky.social
they call me the greatest ‘cause i’m not very good and they’re being sarcastic.
this might be a hot take but i think the definition of "run any test" is at least as big of an issue as the definition of "can"
listening to an old episode of election profit makers and apparently i had previously paused it at just the right moment to hit play on at least 30 seconds of frog field recording in the middle of the subway before i realized that phone was not connected to my airpods
RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER: - First possession per team - Which comes first: score or possession - If coin flip is heads, elect to kick or receive. Same if tails, once possession - If a field goal is kicked on first possession, team on field must acquiesce
pitch: an app that sends you a push notification letting you know when you should look at the moon
Saw it last night, and this… actually makes perfect sense.
living dead girlfriend@sliceofwife.bsky.social · last wk.rated R for Husbands
can’t believe i accidentally sabotaged my dreams of falling asleep early by drinking a bunch of water
given current hype levels i'd estimate we're 12-36 hours away from the first "you can see everything" backlash cycle, if anybody would like to place any bets about what that backlash will be about
not to be a caricature of an old person but if your concert doesn’t have an opener why would you open doors an hour later instead of finishing an hour earlier
brainstorming the best way to post about pope news when my initial reaction is just: that happened to my mom. (many years ago. she’s fine)
The Associated Press@apnews.com · last wk.The Vatican says surgery confirmed that Pope Leo XIV has lung cancer and the lower lobe of his right lung was removed.
missed National Coming Out Day. but came across this screenshot of the mass email i sent 12 years ago!
sometimes i think about how much cleaner my apartment could be if the cat didn’t love to come and snuggle immediately any time i sit down anywhere
pros of seeing a bunch of movies this week at nyff: not having to wait until december to see the hot awards movies people are gonna be talking about cons: now i presumably have to wait until december to be able to listen to recordings of "this city may have chewed me up" or "your god is sleeping"
Geese this, Goose that, really someone should make a band called Gray Duck
surely somebody on this website has seen Behemoth! (2026) so can you please DM me and let me know whether or not it's good. i won't leak anything or break your embargo i just quietly will or won't add it to my movies fantasy league roster it'll be so chill. (i will also accept takes on Artificial)
i wake up, i get emails asking if i can work, i die
enough time has passed that i have to finally say it. the bridge in the muna song eastside girls sounds a little like something leading into we didn’t start the fire
it's always, "it's a weak year for best actress" and not, "it's interesting how few of the movies that people have collectively decided are awards frontrunners (in september) have women in lead roles"
sure it’s probably not great to give ammunition to people who want to make fun of queer people/the woke left/etc but also no one is served by handwringing about lesbian bar meta-discourse instead of acknowledging that most of it is insane person behavior.
is anybody interested in hiring me to produce or edit videos sometimes? i haven't done it in several years but i'd still do a good job