time works by subtracting when it was from when it wasnt

remembering when Google gave me this search suggestion and I didnt know who to tell about it

you can learn a lot about a girl from her pharmacy

going to the club at 28 years old, forgetting my ID and not getting let in because "she look like a baby bro" was not that humiliating actually

Mixing dayquil and nyquil to make a little something I like to call, "Quil"

You can eat gluten if you overcome your negative state of mind

Christ is short for Christina

is this all I am to you? just an account that occasionally posts mids?

@grok make me perfect

I'm on a seersucker diet, I see er I suck er

Throw that ass in a squoval

Let's make this boathouse a boat home <3

You mean I left my two daughters, Clarity and Purpose, in the club with you and you're not with them? You don't know where they are?

thefiberfreak has liked 2 of your fabrics

Backrooms got me scared to use dark mode on my phone

Sidecar ass watch

had a dream God fined a little girl an exorbitant amount ($1)

tautological shit is like, well that's that

belt that is also a watch #milliondollaridea #sharktank @mcuban.bsky.social

was gonna make a joke about how we put worms in space but found something funnier and it's Israel crashing worms into the moon

It would be so swag and #awesome if I learned how to breathe normally again

Two sparrows at the feeder: they are on a date. Three or more sparrows at the feeder: they are having a party. Only one guy? He is simply enjoying life.

If a mouse snitches on you does that make it a rat

"What do you do for work?" primarily I am annoying

at first I didn't like my haircut but now it's growing on me

Im so happy for her 🥰

Sartre:

pulling up to the drive thru speaker and asking for the ocean bathed in all its inhabitants

i kinda love myself ngl. i'm awesome

How did ladies from the 30's fit their phones in those tiny ass beaded bags omg