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Paint happy bastard. Caught. Hung up by my buster browns.
He’s gonna kick the shit out of Larry and Curly for this
I'm not going to compile the Stephen Miller roasts as a book, so a CAMPAIGN TRAILS greatest hits will have to do.
My Man Stephen Miller
This past week I spent goofing off with my daughter before she heads off to college, which meant that I largely avoided real work. But I had a little downtime to keep my writing skills sharp, and used...
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All these conservatives suddenly noticing the lyrics of Born in the USA. “Something tells me N.W.A. weren’t very fond of law enforcement.”
John Langan’s Lost in the Dark won the Stoker award for best collection last night, what better time to read my thoughts on it and hamburgers and Lyn Hejinian (and Rebecca Campbell’s The Other Shore and B. Catling’s A Mystery of Remnant)
Profane Illuminations II: John Langan, Rebecca Campbell, B. Catling
Zachary Gillan Short stories, like weird fiction—or, weird fiction, like short stories—thrive in the productive ambiguity of spaces opened and never closed. The advantage of short stories, Joanna W…
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Definitely beating the vampire allegations during the enhancement games
read this story by Jennifer Ostopovich @jrostopovich.bsky.social ! it's about a girl who goes with her dad to his narcotics anonymous group. this story is full of heart <3 holding onto warmth & mercy despite the world's failures, & our ordinary weaknesses. love it xraylitmag.com/narcotics-an...
Narcotics Anonymous by Jennifer Ostopovich
I’m not quite old enough to stay home by myself while my mom works, so I tag along to my dad’s NA meeting with him. I snag a ball from a large plastic bin on wheels and bounce it off the wall in the o...
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I can fix her. I can’t fix the wobbly wheel though.
The 15 year old called my wife from the driving range. “Yo ma can you round up my checking account to $24 so I can get another bucket of balls?” He had $1.10.
I don’t care how it’s cooked I’m not trying raccoon dick.
Said goodbye to this sweet girl today. Bella was the best dog I’ve ever had. She let kids lay on her. She taught puppies how to be dogs. She danced for her food, even when the arthritis said she couldn’t. Gonna miss the sound of her paws following me. She’s not hurting anymore, but we sure are.
this incident, which was totally above board and not what it looks like, has made me realize that i need to step away from football and focus on my family, but only after Rounds 2 and 3 of the NFL Draft got it
ProFootballTalk@profootballtalk.bsky.social · 4mo agoPatriots coach Mike Vrabel announces that he will miss the third day of the draft for "counseling."
Been dealing with hip pain that has progressed to a limp. Went to the orthopedic surgeon who fixed my shoulder and I have advanced osteoarthritis in my right hip. Gonna have a replacement eventually. Left hip is arthritic too as an added bonus. I’m 45 and it’s time for a colonoscopy. The fuck.
Did Paula White marry Jonathan Cain for his last name?
Tune in tomorrow Thursday 4/16 at 7 pm CDT for a HAD call for longer flash. Only 100 spots available so you gotta be quick! -Hannah Smart
They fucked up my whopper so I screamed the King is weak on crime
Fever House ebook is $1.99 eeeeverywhere today! It’s my birthday, so hey, help me help you or something.
Was just informed by a guy at work that Trump is playing 3D chess while everyone else is playing checkers
