I guess uhhhhh after 5 beautiful years it would be nice if you were fuckin SURE

now Haley has time to move to Israel

people starting fights with me not knowing I can play a very moving instrumental version of ‘I can go the distance’ from hercules on the trombone at any time…..

Steve Zahn is one of the top loves of my life

all insurance commercials: listen we’re stupid as shit, we don’t know nothin from nothin, anyway I’ll see you when you crash your car

Unspeakably evil thing our government is doing to Cuba. People need to pay for this.

EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS ‼ Pocket 𓍢🌷͙֒@taschenpuppe.bsky.social · 2d ago

Another update: less than 24 hours after the nationwide power grid collapsed, it has collapsed again before it could even recover. My situation is becoming very difficult, and I have no idea when I'll have electricity again. Even Cuban news aren't reporting this since nobody has access to internet.

This camp guest came up to tell me there was a rat snake near their camp site and he tried and failed to catch it and kill it like bitch good! Why the fuck would you do that?!?

I recommend never buying the 1999 movie Dick on eBay actually or they will just keep emailing you this

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guess who’s in my top 8 on new MySpace? The 8 of you reading this 🤭😘

The WNBA has never had a trans woman play in the league’s 30-year history and now the right and other anti-trans activists are hammering the league over something that has never been an issue, proving once again it isn’t about protection but exhibiting cruelty toward trans people.

Haley Stevens is like if Jerri Blank and the Lady Gremlin had a baby

Is Instagram advertising Saxsquatch pretty heavily for everyone

when I move I’m getting a landline again and a fun phone, I want to talk to my best friend on this

Scully let's split up. I'll interview this beautiful botanist and you go check out the sewer system full of human bones

Here’s my brother’s animation reel, go give it compliments youtu.be/_Q0QxZs5g9M

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just started crying at a video of a cheer competition where the music cut out so the other girls helped the squad performing finish their routine by all yelling out the counts and I think I need some sleep

people don’t even slow down in their cars when you cross the street anymore they’re just like “it’s their responsibility to be across the street by the time I get up there”

We need to add to the “STOP attendant on duty” sign: “this includes old white men”

I knew I’ve heard hades from hadestown’s voice before and it’s from when Wiger played this clip over and over on doughboys

This guy from Scotland was going on and on about how beautiful Indiana is and then he gave me $5

I expect this same amount of literacy debate when they finally make an Amelia Bedelia movie

“dear rainn paper company, it’s me the majority of the people, if the office was made today I would be devastated by the jokes 🫨☹️ thank you for doing jt all earlier before i said this 👍🏼”

eBay!!!!!!!

my cousin and his wife didn’t let their kid watch movies and his “treat” was Star Wars and it’s literally the only movie he had ever seen as a middle schooler and now he has to change schools cause “none of the kids like him for some reason”

Someone posted on Nextdoor “is everyone okay? I was on a walk and found a pool of blood on the ground” like bitch what???

I was talking to this lady i THOUGHT in a normal conversation then at the end she said “I have a gift for you!” And handed me this and I don’t even care what all this is that’s creepy as fuck

"Because you pretend like you hate him, but I think you love him... You helped create this monster, and now you’re profiting off of him."

Weary Throat@sfomel.bsky.social · last yr.

Michelle Wolf told the truth in 2018. "Trump has helped all of you. He couldn’t sell steaks or vodka or water or college or ties or Eric, but he has helped you. He’s helped you sell your papers and your books and your TV. You helped create this monster, and now you’re profiting off of him."