Im Winter: Netlix-Kaminfeuer. Im Sommer: Netflix-Ventilator
Andrea Sengebusch
@andreasengebusch.bsky.social
she/they | nerdy scientist | introvert | not rude but maybe a bit too German
Well done for making it through a ridiculously warm week 🥵. Take it easy today and enjoy a well earned rest this weekend. This week’s #FridayTeacherTask is pretty basic one. Good luck, you time starts now. #teacher #wellbeing #education
Older lady peeped the rainbow flag on my bike, asked in a thick Russian accent “It’s your Pride?” She told me her youngest grandchild is “not she berry or he berry but no berry.” I said “Nonbinary?” She got so excited. Yes! Yes! And “Is a secret, but they are my“ *looks around, whispers* “favorite.”
We regret that our event on Extreme Heat: Improving governance and strengthening action around the world has been cancelled due to the red extreme heat warning issued by the UK Met Office. Our apologies to everyone who was planning to attend the event.
Here we go! Bittersweet #taskmaster finale. 💙💚💛💚💛💙❤️💛💛❤️
Nobody sees the 4:00 am works outs. Nobody sees the hours of meal prepping. Nobody sees the time spent in meditation bettering myself. Nobody sees any of this. Because I don’t do these things.
Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew. While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze. Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze. That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.
#hardforhorne goes real life 😂 I snatched this pic from @haiminh.bsky.social 's Insta stories 😇 To everyone in Chesham today: Go Eggs! Go Chickens! And have the best of times. 🥚🐓🥳 @cheshamutdfc.bsky.social @alexhorne.bsky.social #ComedyFootballTrophy
gonna be sporting and give tim a five minute head start
Divorced, Beheaded, Died, Divorced, Beheaded, Survived
madeline odent@oldenoughtosay.com · 3mo agowhat are the Six Genders? wrong answers only
Amy in episode 5: „don’t scroll!“ Kumail in episode 6: „hold my beer“ #taskmaster
Just in case anyone's curious (I was): The award for Most Redundant Technology went to - Shoelaces. ¯\(ツ)/¯
Today In Hornestory@todayinhornestory.bsky.social · 3mo ago11 May 2012 - Re-runs.
The number of sleepers is steadily growing. Bed is where more and more people are going.
i had a very stupid idea for a sitcom about a depressed guy running a shop alongside the incompetent AI droid who was learning from him in order to take his job, and in the first episode the droid tries to kill the guy because it learned how to act from movies about AI. nice to see it come true
Lincoln Michel@thelincoln.bsky.social · 3mo agoBig tech corporations have finally figured out who is to blame for their crappy products: science fiction writers.
Stop it! Stop it! That's enough, sir. I can't say such silly stuff, sir.
LANDLORD: You said you had a hole in your wall? Which wall? ME: The… the fourth wall. LANDLORD: What do you mean? ME: Hey, all you folks here love it when a joke goes postmodern? STUDIO AUDIENCE: (cheers) LANDLORD: Oof, yeah, definitely, that’s a bad one.