Andrew Crowther
@andrewcrowther.bsky.social
Unprofessional writer, author of "Down to Earth" published by Stairwell Books and also "Stupid Stories for Tough Times" published by Renard Press, Secretary of the W S Gilbert Society, brunch liberal, and twit Bradford, Yorkshire
Always amused by the requirement for the posh southern recorded voice at Leeds Station to pronounce Slaithwaite as some of the locals say it (Sloughit), though she is allowed to put all other Yorkshire names through the southern mangle - Huddersfield becomes Haddersfield, etc
A strange masterpiece, a brittle dance* on the edge of apocalypse. *can a dance be brittle? In this case, somehow, yes.
BBC Radio 3 Classical Live Now Playing Sergey Prokofiev, BBC Scottish Symphony Orchestra & Delyana Lazarova Symphony No 5
"The Hunting of the Snark" by Lewis Carroll has an uncanny atmosphere that I don't think could ever survive an adaptation into any other medium.
I call myself an unprofessional writer, and I think that is the most precise term for what I do.
Changed my bio here to "ex-bestselling author" as I'm a big pedant for factual accuracy.
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller August 03,1955
How is it possible for a perfectly innocent sentence, crafted with all due care and attention and checked over a dozen times during the editing process, suddenly to reveal at the very last moment before printing that it repeats a major word within two lines? How can it do this to me?
I know a lot of people who knew Jimmy Cricket, and they all say he was as lovely as you'd imagine and hope.
I once sat in a pub beer garden during festival time in Edinburgh, and the time I was there coincided with the audience from a Jimmy Cricket show spilling out and into the pub grounds. I swear, you never saw such a silly, delighted, just downright *happy* bunch of people. Not a bad old epitaph.
RIP Jimmy Cricket. A life well spent, pouring daftness and joy into the world.
Remember to be kind to yourself today. You can be evil to yourself tomorrow. On Wednesday you should be kind to ducks. On Thursday the ducks will be evil to you, so watch out for that
If you want to know what has been occupying my spare time for the past couple of years, here’s a clue….
Despite the rising costs of living, more and more of us are doing it
In the age of AI, this sounds like a ludicrously high standard of original research
the editors, having to meet a publishing deadline, copied the information off the back of a packet of breakfast cereal, hastily embroidering it with a few footnotes in order to avoid prosecution under the incomprehensibly tortuous Galactic Copyright laws.
By the way, anyone remember Nicholson Baker’s 2001 book “Double Fold” which protested against the microfilming of newspapers and journals and other “ephemeral“ materials, after which the original hard copies were destroyed?
Always apprehensive about the weird sounds R3 presenters will emit when faced with European names, especially with "r" or "ch" in them
Where's the score of "Thespis"? (obvs) * see also: the original orchestrations of "Strike Up the Band" and "Let 'em Eat Cake"
What's your personal great white whale of an unsolved mystery? The thing you desperately hope is solved before you die because you need to know the answer? Mine is the Isabella Stewart Gardener Museum heist. Where the hell are the Rembrandts. I need the full story
"That's what all art's about - a sense of moving away from boundaries that you can't in real life." - Kate Bush Happy Birthday to the truly original and influential Grammy-nominated English singer, songwriter, musician, dancer, and record producer, who was #BOTD on 7/30/1958.
Let’s be clear here, when scientists say mistakes were made at the start of the pandemic, we DO NOT mean that we did too much. We mean not socially distancing quickly enough, not making tests widely available, and not acknowledging COVID is airborne and distributing N95 masks to everyone.
Reposting this because I feel it is a public service to share it as widely as possible
C’est un canard youtu.be/_hZBfgzmzdw
Director Mike Leigh likely to retire after his next film due to illness
Director Mike Leigh likely to retire after his next film due to illness
Film-maker’s drama Tender Loving Care ‘likely’ his final one as he manages myositis, a disease affecting immune system Film-maker Mike Leigh has said his next film is likely to be his last. According to Indiewire, the Oscar-nominated writer-director was speaking at a recent Golden Globes-hosted roundtable in London about his next film Tender Loving Care, a drama set to premiere during this fall festival season. Continue reading...
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Director Mike Leigh likely to retire after his next film due to illness. www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ju...
Director Mike Leigh likely to retire after his next film due to illness
Film-maker’s drama Tender Loving Care ‘likely’ his final one as he manages myositis, a disease affecting immune system
theguardian.com
I've confirmed that the UK's new Sovereign AI Fund does no due diligence on whether AI companies use copyrighted work without permission before investing in them. It took me 3 Freedom of Information requests to find this out: 🧵 1/10
Tamara Łempicka, Polish-American (1894-1980), Her Sadness, 1923, oil on canvas, 116 x 73 cm, private collection