bluesky: "we want original movies" also bluesky: insulting a movie brave enough to be "the purge, but an orgy"
Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperor
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I have this rule of thumb about political pundits: Would I have a more accurate or less accurate view of the world as it is today listening to this person vs. simply listening to Rage Against the Machine's self-titled debut? If the answer is "less," which it almost always is, feel free to disregard
Sean T. Collins@seantcollins.com · 3h agoRage Against the Machine - Wake Up
did he fly there with his Dumbo ass ears and find out for himself?
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 7h agoNASA Administrator Jared Isaacman on rockets crashing into the moon: "It's not a big deal right now. The moon has clearly seen better days."
Of all the things to admit on the internet, “I don’t know how bananas work” is one of the funniest
Jess Calarco@jessicacalarco.com · 17h agoSpoken like a man who has never had to shop for himself.
music dork PSA: Fat Possum Records is having its summer sale right now. all vinyl is $15
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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first person to shout 'moon polluter' at Elon in public wins
the fact that they did this on the eve of their rocket trash smacking into the moon is particularly incredible
Jason Wilson@jasonaw.bsky.social · 7h agolooks like the earnings call went well
i mean, i *could* receive a call from Megan Thee Stallion in which she professes her burning love for me as early as today it *could* happen
we have reached 23 deaths in ICE camps this year alone wondering if there's a hard number that will finally warrant national media coverage, or if we're just gonna keep running David Ellison op-eds 🤷
sounds like a crisis based on constitutional issues. if only there was a specific term for this lil' predicament!
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterdayCornyn: "There's nothing we could do to rein in the president"
we have reached 23 deaths in ICE camps this year alone wondering if there's a hard number that will finally warrant national media coverage, or if we're just gonna keep running David Ellison op-eds 🤷
I must inform you that Rebecca Black’s “Friday” just went platinum, according to the RIAA. www.riaa.com/gold-platinu...
sounds like a crisis based on constitutional issues. if only there was a specific term for this lil' predicament!
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterdayCornyn: "There's nothing we could do to rein in the president"
*old man voice* back in my day, DJs could easily search YouTube for a ton of remix options for their sets. nowadays, it's one okay remix for every 10 AI slop options and sponsored content. anyway, what time is Matlock on again?
I’ve heard that if you collect enough Flock cameras Pepsi will let you redeem them for a fighter jet.
oh no, not the Bluesky Is A Lefty Echo Chamber discourse again my fellows in christ it's 9am on a tuesday
Guys will listen to male influencer bullshit about needing to have a six pack and manipulate everyone and meanwhile women will go “you know who is the sexiest fucking guy I’ve ever seen?” and post this
What is SpaceX if not Project Paperclip persevering?
one might think a space rocket company that accidentally slams its trash into the moon would be blacklisted by any and all future customers, especially when that rocket company is run by a drug-addled nazi and yet.
David Blanchflower BSc@davidbflower.bsky.social · yesterdayWhat will happen when a SpaceX rocket collides with the Moon? 🔭 🧪 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
lmfao the epilogue is sung by Orville Peck
Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperor@andrewpaul.bsky.social · 2d agouhh. the new Shaboozey album is...pretty dope?
uhh. the new Shaboozey album is...pretty dope?