See what you're asking me to do here chief, is exactly what I've done for my entire life So yeah, I think I'd manage
Enough Of That Now
@andygilder.bsky.social
Age Verified by Bluesky and your mum As seen on BBC Radio Four Extra
"I'm going to be careful about wading in" says Zack Polanski, while pulling on his extra large waders and charging at the river with the "Danger, No Wading!"sign.
Jordan@jordanpfot.bsky.social · 6h agoWhy are you commenting if you don’t know the specifics of the case!!!!!
The best place in the UK to read poetry about economics is Milton Keynes
Hands up if you just knew Polanksi was going to wade in on this one and stick up for the guy jailed for a prolonged campaign of antisemitic harassment against a Jewish MP
Jordan@jordanpfot.bsky.social · 6h agoWhy are you commenting if you don’t know the specifics of the case!!!!!
I would prefer to spend an entire week at the dentist with no anaesthetic than work for Steven Bartlett. Great piece.
Matt Muir @mattmuir.bsky.social · 9h agoI wrote about the weird and vaguely-psychotic test you're asked to take when being recruited by Steven Bartlett - this is quite fun, even if I do say so myself: www.thenewworld.co.uk/matt-muir-ap...
"At least he'll only be organising your bin collections, not rounding up the Jews" - Kemi Badenoch
Happy 12th anniversary of the day Kim Jong Un visited the lube factory.
This can't be real, can it? Not even Kemi is dumb enough to treat the few elected representatives she has left as glorified traffic wardens, right?
Chris Terry-Enescu@cjterry.bsky.social · 9h agoIt's OK for criminal ex-neo Nazis to run your bins is a hell of a line.
The Cube, which replaced Littlewoods on The Headrow and is now being torn down for flats Had fairly steady occupation of the ground floor shops you could access from the street outside, but inside was up a ramp to a food court surrounded by an ever changing cast of characters
ashley fairbanks@ziibiing.com · 14h agotell me about your town’s weird mall
The source of the title for "The News Huddlines", as Roy used to record his segments stood under one in his garden
Paul@atticusfinch-105.bsky.social · 19h agoThis is called a ‘hudd’ and was used in the 18th century for the priest to stand in when conducting graveside services in wet weather. The Wingfield hudd is one of just two in East Anglia. There's another at Walpole St Peter in Norfolk. #History #HistoryMatters
Operation Smolla Paula is go!!! Thank you, you heroes ❤️
Holly Brockwell@hollyqueenofspayeds.com · yesterdayCurrently at 69% of our target (nice) -- we really need to book Mango & the wonky kittens in for scans & treatment ASAP. So here's our promise: if we hit the goal by the end of the week, we will keep wobbly dwarf kitten Chessie and name her Smolla Paula www.gofundme.com/f/emergency-...
Like offering a Make-A-Wish kid a day trip to a crematoriun
Shouldn't be surprised that the milquetoast Graun had literally nothing bad to say about an abusive bigot They save their criticism for popular things that people like
Bede's World! Bede's World! Party time! Venerable!
The replies to this are, as you would expect, an absolute fucking bin fire of hatred from single issue cranks convinced they're the good guys/girls/thems
Scott Wortley@scottwortley.bsky.social · 4d agoIt was preposterous that amnesty characterised a trauma informed service to support women who have been subject to sexual and domestic violence as anti rights. There was an impact on service users and this shows an impact on staff. No wonder those involved were and remain so angry
"Glee" reboot has taken a dark turn
Pixie Casey@pixiecasey.bsky.social · yesterdayin insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...
Huddersfield building a 141-room hotel on the side of their ground, for those people looking for a slightly out of town vacation within walking distance of a retail park
Currently at 69% of our target (nice) -- we really need to book Mango & the wonky kittens in for scans & treatment ASAP. So here's our promise: if we hit the goal by the end of the week, we will keep wobbly dwarf kitten Chessie and name her Smolla Paula www.gofundme.com/f/emergency-...
How long are this kid's arms? Who's the dad, Mr Tickle?
Andrew Mackenzie@ahmackenzie.bsky.social · yesterdayMolly-Mae Hague reveals daughter Bambi, 3, ‘put someone in a headlock at Pizza Express’
This is just opening the door for Corden & Jones to do a Star Wars spinoff with the Gavin & Stacey characters, isn't it? Flog that deceased equine one more time, guys
"That going to be fully operational for when they gets here, is it? Tidy" www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Star Wars dubbed in Welsh for the first time to celebrate landmark anniversary
The Welsh language version of the classic 1977 film will feature Matthew Rhys as Han Solo.
bbc.co.uk
Absolutely siling it down Go on, you beautiful wet bastard
There's a deadly shark in Morecambe Bay, and the local mayor hires Wallace and Gromit to catch it
weinberg@weinbergs.bsky.social · 7mo agolet's pretend: Universal announces a screenwriting contest for Jaws 5. What's your pitch?
"Why are the shares I wildly overpaid for on the basis of crazy promises from a ketamine-addled fascist now falling in value?"
The Associated Press@apnews.com · yesterdaySpaceX shares are down by half from their June peak as investors worry Musk may have oversold them on its future prospects.
