Anna

@anjvs.bsky.social

Vashon Islander.

How is AIPAC not considered foreign interference in elections? If I started the Give Lots of Money to Politicians in Exchange for Favorable Treatment of Albania PAC, people would rightly call that out.

I love the Bronze Age discourse this site has cultivated. We’ve got our Ea Nasir, we’ve got our takes on Homer. Let’s do Tower of Babel next.

If you’re thinking about becoming interested in sports and want to decide which teams to root for, here is a quick question to ask yourself: Would you rather suffer or be insufferable?

‘We violated the sacred rules that allow people to trust each other, and because of this the world is broken and people are suffering’ is a pretty timeless message

I refuse to believe that any piece of technology is conscious, except for my printer, which spends every second of its waking life thinking about how to make miserable.

I said to my husky, “Don’t sniff me in that tone of voice.” If you have a husky you know exactly what I’m talking about.

I have no military background, but I was under the impression that modern warfare is more about logistics, strategy, engineering, and technology and is less about bigger man who screen louder win.

“I will only vote for a man if he can deadlift a giraffe,” I say to the pollster on the phone. I tell them I live in a diner in Ohio, and they take me very seriously.

Today my husband said, “I hate feeling happy when people die.” And yeah, it sucks that horrible people have power over us, and we have no control over removing their power, and our only relief is their death. I hate feeling happy when people die.

Well, now who’s gonna use shitty faux-folksy metaphors in an accent he probably has to practice in front of a mirror to explain why screwing people over is good, actually?