Overheard (in heavy Dublin accent) Yeh I'm full of joie de fockin vivre
Sometimes I wish this rollercoaster was just a train track
Things have reached a level where we have to rely on The Dogs In The Street for info
astronaut: houston we have a problem nasa: that's not the sort of language we use at this company astronaut: sorry, houston we have an opportunity to excel
Cinematic nose injuries are more likely to appear in the earlier parts of films
cinematic nose injuries are more likely to appear in the later parts of films
Trying to fix the dog bed that *somebody* ripped up. But then somehow it gets stuck and won't budge through the sewing machi
Reading about an awful person who died and realising halfway though it's a whole other awful person
While reading Gilded Rage by charming @jacobsilverman.com I do find myself occasionally getting confused by all the names so I draw them in the margins to assist my memory
Not only did I buy this terrific book by @jacobsilverman.com from those winsome lovelies at @chaptersbookstore.bsky.social but unlike @patrickcollison.bsky.social I'm going to read it
When it eventually comes out that he’s been suffering from dementia, every last rat bastard who covered for him should be driven from polite society if not openly and mercilessly ridiculed for the rest of their days
Not only did I buy this terrific book by @jacobsilverman.com from those winsome lovelies at @chaptersbookstore.bsky.social but unlike @patrickcollison.bsky.social I'm going to read it
Take THAT Collison yi wee scut
I’ve found out that if you google Zebedee the AI overview will pull through a description of the biblical Zebedee and an image of Zebedee from The Magic Roundabout.
Visit the @nlireland.bsky.social after hours, you say. Hmmm. Careful now #TheLateNightWritersClub
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Patrick Collison DM'd me on X last summer saying he ordered my book. Never heard anything after that.
I heard on the radio yesterday that if you do a job were you have to wash your hands when you finish work you're probably safe from being replaced by AI. FANTASTIC to hear I'm safe then!🤩🍾
knock knock (from inside the casket) WHO'S THERE
Trump taps on Lindsey Graham's casket
ok but for real how long is this funeral going to go. natural causes are catching up to me too
There's lots of actual people who would do a much better job. Unbelievable how local authorities, LEOs are absolutely blasting us with AI. Never seen the like of it for anything else
Visitors to Co Tipperary can now use artificial intelligence to plan a personalised holiday itinerary, as Tipperary Tourism launches a new digital tool aimed at showcasing the county's attractions
i cant pretend anymore smash burgers arnt real theyre just burgers weve been eating burgers the whole time everybody