terrence howard realizing something that should have been obvious: "i can't believe i never put 1 and 1 together"
for real watched Manchester by the Sea last night and right now Casey Affleck is at the same coffee shop as me. So i'm thinking tonight I'll watch Attack of the 50 Foot Woman!
the battery on my phone isn’t holding a charge very well anymore so i’ll probably need to get a new phone soon. i’ll keep you all posted on the timetable. while i’m not an expert on spiritual matters, my best guess is that you’ll all be reincarnated
such a delicate and enchanting film, does anybody want to bring back fingering?
GKIDS Films@gkids.com · yesterdayEnjoy the simple life. 🌾 Isao Takahata's wistful gem ONLY YESTERDAY returns to theatres August 9 & 11 for its 35th anniversary. brnw.ch/21x4sOJ
A 39-year-old El Salvadoran man, who was being held at Delaney Hall, has died, the man's family says. He's the father of a 12-year-old US citizen daughter and has lived in the country for nearly 20 years. www.thecityreporter.nyc/2026/08/03/s...
El Salvadoran Man Held by ICE at Delaney Hall Dies, Family Says
The detainee had an extensive medical history, including epilepsy, according to a lawsuit. He had complained about his face and hand going numb just before his death, his mother said.
thecityreporter.nyc
Some cuban official sites have started reporting it, but they took quite a bit, it's the first time I have ever seen my communist journalist relatives audibly telling the government to fuck up cuz they're mandated to keep reporting WITHOUT ACCESS TO ELECTRICITY OR EVEN SIGNAL IN THEIR MOBILES
EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS ‼ Pocket 𓍢🌷͙֒@taschenpuppe.bsky.social · 2d agoAnother update: less than 24 hours after the nationwide power grid collapsed, it has collapsed again before it could even recover. My situation is becoming very difficult, and I have no idea when I'll have electricity again. Even Cuban news aren't reporting this since nobody has access to internet.
northernlion was right sometimes your body be so wild you have yourself saying with 0% horny meter "I need a nurse to smell my farts and diagnose me." I'm having a bowel movement right now that smells distinctly like medicine it's novel and vile.
“some legal experts” a guy got 50 years for moving a box of zines
NPR@npr.org · 3d agoThe Justice Department is using federal conspiracy charges to sweep up ICE protesters. Some legal experts worry the agency is casting too wide a net to prosecute political activists who oppose the Trump administration's deportation agenda. n.pr/3TyDYsK
Listen to @bloodwork.show
slate@pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 3d agomy neighborhood 7-11 closed a couple years ago and tried to reopen but couldn’t get the permit approved because there’s a preschool next door and 7-11s sell alcohol (the previous permit was grandfathered in). i saw a fence going up around the lot recently and looked up what was moving in: a gun shop
It's Little Tiny Ass Dick Month. If you celebrate, you probably got a stupid ass nasty little dick. Go fuck your self
Playing a song for you to advertise my show on August 12 at Dina's Tavern in Toronto Ontario.
Kinda curious why people are busy asking “why does Carville still have any pull in the party” when they should be asking “why are we not hunting James Carville for sport”
Donie O’Sullivan@donie.bsky.social · 3d ago"I am not going to be in the same party with Hasan Piker ... if he becomes a force in the Democratic Party, I am out of here," James Carville says on Fox this morning. Reminder: The Left Insurgency airs tonight on CNN at 8p ET.
becoming a parent has turned out to be a great excuse to learn the entire alphabet. sometimes he’ll ask me what a letter is and i’m like well shit, bubba. let’s find out together
just said this on another post but it bears repeating: the thing about continuing to give money to any jk rowling properties or the nyt is not that they’re shitty about trans people, which they are. it is that both of these entities MATERIALLY CONTRIBUTE to the legal challenges to trans rights
Once again: AI is the reverse printing press that makes asynchronous communication impossible
Joseph Cox@josephcox.bsky.social · 5d agoNew from 404 Media: Google Earth has introduced an AI feature that lets anyone fabricate completely bullshit satellite images. In our own tests, we added a “bomb blast and crater” to an area of Los Angeles. This is a misinformation time bomb, will 100% be abused www.404media.co/google-earth...
In this episode of The Rehearsal, Nathan Fielder rehearses giving you the perfect orgasm until he finally gets it right.
Every dollar spent on social services is, in some sense, a theft from the weapons industry
Al Jazeera, owned by the extremely rich Qatar, just dumped 25 of the most at-risk journalists in the world during a genocide that has directly targeted more journalists than most states since WWII combined.
Megaphone News@megaphone.news · last wk.Al Jazeera’s outlets ended their collaboration with 25 journalists, photographers and contributors in Gaza. What’s the story behind this decision?
Jul 28th 2148 - Jake Sully left earth for Pandora. He arrived on May 19th 2154 📽️📅 Avatar (2009)
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and two million dollars to enjoy a life of leisure.