Had a dream they dropped a new Batman movie as a surprise release and also didn’t warn anyone it was an opera and @dylanroth.bsky.social hated it
how do they choose the color of the interior of municipal buildings? is it by whatever will make my skin look the most sickly?
Bart Simpson as a character is Indigenous-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.
Please do not call children “crotchfruit” or “fuck trophies,” children are actually entire people
Always kind of thinking about Marisa Tomei's 3/4 length sleeve (?), mock neck (?), lightly shoulder-padded (?), floral catsuit from MY COUSIN VINNY so I sketched it.
Let me get this straight. Sometimes a famous person dies and everyone is nice about it? Merely because of their deeds during life?
the only “fanon” I believe in is that Doctor Worm and Rabbi Vole are the two members of the Best Ever Death Metal Band Out of Denton
queer as in come over here and lemme see that butt
Dalton Deschain@daltondeschain.com · 4w agoqueer as in “elvira and pee-wee are my biological parents”
queer as in “elvira and pee-wee are my biological parents”
they actualy release a different, worse version of every marvel movie just for @daltondeschain.com and @marioprime.bsky.social. No one knows why they do this, but please pray for my buddies
Doctor recently told me that if I receive a bill I should “just throw it away”
Heather Hill@rollin-academic.bsky.social · last mo.A question from Reddit that I'll answer here: "What's the most unhinged thing a doctor has said to you with a straight face?"
😤 the cold never bothered me anyway...😏 name that tune!! hint: 🥶
I genuinely think you could make a compelling musical out of American Idiot, it’s just that it would look a lot more like Rap World than the sex pistols costume parade that was in broadway
Apparently, the fatal incident happened just outside a local dog groomer’s Google “Glen Hansard groomer” to find out more!
Nialler9 | Niall Byrne@nialler9.com · last mo.Glen Hansard has died after single-vehicle collision in Dublin nialler9.com/glen-hansard...
ROBERT ZEMECKIS IS A COWARD! THE REAL PROBLEM WITH *DEATH BECOMES HER* EXPOSED!
I agree with Elon, we should have an Odyssey where everyone is white. And they’re all Catholic. And it’s historically accurate, but maybe for a period with more documentation so we can be absolutely sure of the accuracy, like let’s say Ireland in 1904. And
I know exactly how much knowledge is missing from the internet and thus cannot be found by AI because the amount of searchable content on Victorian dinner games vs my mother’s vast collection of books on the topic Is staggering.
The most elegant tense in English, the Law Enforcement Exonerative
Hamilton Nolan@hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 2mo agoNews organizations should periodically stop and look in the mirror and ask themselves “Have we internalized copspeak to the point that our headlines indistinguishable from police department email subject lines?”
i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious
some people seem to be confused so just want to clarify you can be raped in a “consensual relationship”
It is truly incredible how some of these male leftists who correctly criticize the police and court system will turn around and say a rape allegation can’t be taken seriously unless it passes through the cops and courts
I know this is not enforceable but I think anyone who says anything like, "I believe women but I am suspicious that this woman is particular is paid/coming forward for attention" should have to cite examples of multiple women who have made money & success out of accusing high-profile men of rape.
listen--the internet is absolute hell for survivors of sexual assault right now. but use this opportunity to shut people out of your lives that would post things like the statements in the screenshot.
Marisa Kabas@marisakabas.bsky.social · 2mo ago"she asked for it"
