Andrew M

@apmor.in

i am bike

This is going to ruffle some feathers, and to be honest I'm even surprising myself by saying it, but here goes nothing: Gardetto's > Chex Mix.

Me, at a racetrack: "These cars are so cool, listen to those engines and the waste gate pops! Symphony" Me, on my porch, having just gotten my kids to my bed: "Who's this asshole with the loud ass exhaust rolling down my street"

The median newspaper columnist writing about bike infrastructure is like, "I once had to park 150 feet away from the coffee shop so I talked to 2 other drivers, a failing restaurant owner, and a person who once saw a cyclist run a stop sign about how bike lanes ruined our lives."

like the longer you look at how we treat welfare in this country, the more undeniable it becomes that the whole thing is predicated on a logic of bigotry, classism, and eugenics. it is a despicable practice that needs to be abolished with violent and unapologetic prejudice.

Proud papa moment when I tried a new recipe for chicken tonight and my eight year old not only asked for seconds but asked me to "make it more spicy".

My boomer mother (who I love) had labeled paint splotches all over her walls in an attempt to select a new color except really it was just the business card scene from American Psycho.

Man IndyCar was all set up for a big TV audience post WC finale but the delays and delays and now rain are such a bummer. Don't think they did anything wrong with scheduling, just bad roll of the dice.

My eight year old daughter: "Who's that with Trump?" Me: "That's the president of FIFA. He's kind of a corrupt jerk" Her: "Oh so he and Trump are friends then?" Smart for her age.

Most media outlets are now owned by right-wing billionaires with ties to the Trump administration and Trump is threatening the remaining outlets with indictments and license cancellations. Here’s why an Oberlin kid asking for a trigger warning is the biggest threat we face.

Everyone knows that riding a bike for transportation makes you cooler and hotter that other people. And, after repeated tests, I can now confidently state that riding a *Dutch bike* for transportation increases the effect by at least 2x.

After two weeks in Ireland my six year old son is now asking me to split the G on my nitro cold brew from my neighborhood coffee shop.

I have been awake for 25 hours, have had several drinks, can't sleep, and have no idea what day it is. Is this rock and roll?