*looking around to make sure everybody is looking when I make this joke* looks like the year of the depends adult undergarment came early!
Here's a free Substack article title for y'all on Mamdani's emphasis on providing free entertainment to the city: Give Us Bread, But Give Us Circuses
Europosting during my vacation...such a lonely feeling, such a powerful position. I get to set the discourse for the whole day...
Presidnent Drumpf............thamk u
@mimij9.bsky.social · last mo.Folarin Balogun a USA player has had his red card overturned with absolutely no explanation from FIFA A red card cannot normally be overturned but we are talking about a US player & the President of FIFA is close to Trump. Trump has thanked FIFA I hope the USA lose. Come on Belgium! 🇧🇪
I'm begging people on this website to exercise a modicum of reading comprehension. It's framed as a negative! Read the subhed!
Joshua Foust 🪖🎮@joshuafoust.com · last mo.I feel like she, specifically, should know better
The Knicks celebration + progressive primary wins + rent freeze seems to be hitting anti-NYCers hard on social media. It's a reminder to me that for many people, my city's function is to reassure them by serving as a semi-abstract idea of hell, and when we don't deliver that, the force is disturbed.
Invested $6000 in a play in 2023.....three years later got a check for $200.......follow me for more business secrets hashtag passive income is my passion
guy on a bike called out to me ‘you look so beautiful!’ and i was steeling myself for it to get weird but then he called to a guy on a different bike ‘that’s a great bike man!’ and then ‘smoothie looks fire!’ to a third guy who was drinking one. so i guess i found him. Johnny Compliments
I think what the New York elections prove is that the anti-Mamdani movement is adrift without the charismatic leadership of Andrew Cuomo
nobody is talking about how the real disclosure in disclosure day was the interview steven spielberg gave to the times where he confirmed that ET is wet
You couldn't make the office now of days...... They'd have to call it the work from. Home!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🫣Can I say that!!?
Parker Molloy@parkermolloy.com · 2mo agoEvery so often, some washed up sitcom dude do this sort of thing where they pretend that they made some truly edgy and controversial comedy that couldn't be made today, and it's just like... you're saying this about THE OFFICE?
Doing Riley Gaines numbers - congratulations Governever Mace
Christopher Wiggins@cwnewser.bsky.social · 2mo ago“Congress's top bathroom sheriff Nancy Mace is on the ballot, and while not all of the votes have been counted yet, she is in a respectful fifth place,” Sarah McBride just said. “I don't like punching down and I believe in the politics of grace. So all I will say is happy Pride, Nancy.”
🎶 Well, the word got around, they said, "This kid is insane, man" Took up a collection just to send him to the mainland "Get your education, don't forget from whence you came, and The world's gonna know your name, what's your name, man?"
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 2mo agoCircumcision Tylenol
Hey at least Cleveland has all of that art and culture to fall back on
Why does Victor Wembanyama, the largest basketball player, not simply eat the oth- *aide whispers in my ear* Oh he does? Oh, great.
CJ Fogler@cjzero.bsky.social · 3mo agoWemby from half a mile away, you gotta be kidding
It turns out if you're on the outside of a ship when it goes to hyperspace it's a lot like being microwaved, and so Grogu just gets everywhere.
Odyssey trailer rules. Why are we purity-testing the Odyssey? You didn't hear it declaimed in the Agora, you read it in English in a book. It was already transformed for your enjoyment - what's one more transformation?
Yeah I'm pretty torn up about InfoWars closing down too, but we will rebuild
trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat: me: where'd daddy go? baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy me: peekaboo! baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles
if you just need to feel a little joy for a minute or three, you can listen to @tedleo.bsky.social covering Tears for Fears for free on the internet. youtu.be/J85N8kvsdd0?...
Ted Leo and the Pharmacists - (Tears for Fears) Everybody Wants to Rule the World
YouTube video by Ryan West
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