ari fishbein

@arifish.bsky.social

I’m so tired of the astroturfed Kalshi Knicks fan videos. Breakdancing with robots and shit. My bagel Jewish, fuck you. Pick up horse shit off the ground and bite into it like a honeycrisp apple, LIKE A REAL FAN.

i genuinely feel like i live in a parallel universe sometimes like how on earth am i the only one who loves and appreciates James Harden this much. we're watching one of the most special to ever do it

Philly is the funniest place on earth. This morning: the mayor cuts the ribbon on a plaza of pop-ups paid for by Sixers owner Josh Harris, located in a retail dead zone on market street so that tourists think the city is thriving Three hours later: the block has been taken over by a swarm of bees

Twitter post from the city of philadelphia announcing the opening of something called “Meantime on Market” around 10th and Market street in PhillyTwitter post about a MASSIVE SWARM OF BEES in front of the CVS at 11th and Market

Keep hearing people refer to PROJECT HAIL MARY as their favorite movie so far this year and thinking about how sad it is they haven’t seen THE DRAMA. Please be kind to yourself and watch THE DRAMA. It’s really good.