Everyone on the sidewalk keeps getting run over by my car for some reason
That's Are Dings™
@itsdings.bsky.social
Hi, it's me. Dings! My favorite color is huckleberry hound blue. "That's Are Dings" is coming to Apple+ April 1st! https://dings.beehiiv.com/ click that link!
Civil war has broken out in the Christian Monopoly subreddit after someone suggested that praying for victory should be considered cheating
I like to turn adblock off on my favorite sites to help support them, then enjoy a wave of euphoria as the ads slowly appear and cover the article i'm trying to read
Dracula is Chief of the vampires but also the Prince of darkness. He's a very well respected member of nobility in the vampire world
Imagine being a rat and finding a little red sweater that fits perfectly and says RAT
Barack Hussein Obama just released his summer 2026 silliest faces countdown video featuring his top 10 silliest faces, preceded by a warning about fascism
"Michael" overtakes the #1 slot on the Blu-ray charts this week. The movie follows the titular Michael as he works his way through the music world, trying to find himself as a pedophile
i found an ancient phone backup the other day and here are some photos i took of the old somethingawful office in lees summit around 2011 or 2012. and a couple never before seen pics of smash mouth eat the eggs . and some discount ed hardy beer that made me VERY sick
One thing I'll never forget about my best friend, a great man, was when I gave out his personal phone number to a large ravenous group of psychopaths who inundated him with endless calls and texts
Sometimes my brain gives me ideas like "putting things in your ear hurts" when I'm putting stuff in my ears. The brain is an incredible thing!!
Scooby Doo was sniffing around my old mill last night because of a "howling specter". Him and his gang called it a "mystery". I said, howling specter??? That's my wife!!!
All the major news outlets are reporting that The Rock has to work at the gift shop in walt Disney world until he's made enough money to make Moana break even. Sorry Rock!
this months old post from a hatching emoticon is the best distillation i've seen of the reaction of the party to date. most democrats are trying to pretend mamdani doesn't exist because it's against their entire worldview to try and replicate what makes him successful.
That's Are Dings™@itsdings.bsky.social · 3mo agoDemocrats smashing "NOT INTERESTED" every time the algorithm shows them another Mamdani success news story
This is what I say when I knock over a large pile of expensive glassware at the antique mall and the old lady at the register frowns at me
I'm about to use my eyes to watch something on TV. Overrated? Or just the right way to unwind after a long day of asking my wife to ask Grok AI if it thinks my wife still loves me
My two star review of the movie obsession. You'll never guess what they ripped off to make this!!!
A ★★ review of Obsession (2025)
The phrase I keep hearing lately: "Dings! I know you love movies! (I don't) Have you seen that new movie obsession??" Then I have to listen to someone talk about why it's so great. So guess what. I wa...
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The Odyssey opens in a quant home. We close in on a woman by a fireplace. It's Lena Dunham, and she has a book on her lap labeled "woke 2.0". She picks it up with a wicked smile. "Let me tell you the story of the Odyssey, you worthless white CIS male"
Having some serious doubts about my continued patronage of the AI service "Grok". With it's latest update, it no longer reliably removes my wife's tennis instructor from every single one of her photos
I don't know what are grate president was talking about but it made me imagine The Day and how joyous it will feel
i like having options (1080p, 2160p, Dolby Vision, HDR10, Blu-ray, Webrip)
Lol at charging $20 for a digital rental. You can download the bit torrent app on your phone now
I got a "Jumanji" board game as a gag gift but no one was laughing when I opened it up and it was even more boring to play than the movie was to watch!
Pete Hegseth invited me to his hotel room to personally test my T levels
Myself and other staunch Lindsay Graham supporters will be strongly petitioning to overthrow the results of his death certificate. We believe in you, sir!
This website thought I was in texas for some reason and wanted me to verify my age? What the heck? Why in the world would I need to have my age verified to post on this dumb website