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@arxur.bsky.social

(Telif He/Him) 29 year old giant lizard man. (Formerly wolfe_leon) 18+ only

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Telif @arxur.bsky.social · 2d ago

Watching the backrooms @brendaniel.bsky.social was right. Too many pirates.

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man in a tie looks miserable, head in hands, while sitting at a bus stop in the city. He’s thinking, “can’t believe I have work today…” Panel 2: he looks up at the city to find it ablaze, actively being destroyed by the Cloverfield monster/kaiju. Panel 3: the man looks off to the side and makes a mildly surprised expression with a cute subtle smile.

Jasper @jasperblasters.bsky.social · 3d ago

Day 227: this puzzle seems weird

Telif @arxur.bsky.social · 2d ago

I’m looking for a ramp I can use to help my dog get in the backseat of my car. He loves car rides but his sore back legs make it hard for him to jump. I have a Toyota Corolla and even that is a bit high for him. If anyone’s used one before and has a recommend I’d appreciate it. Reposts appreciated.

Goofy old husky Laying on the floor. My dumb son who is my world

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Geckos

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a leopard gecko greets a tokay gecko and goes to dap him up. He says, “big dawg!” And the tokay replies, “what’s up player?” Panel 2: their hands clap together in a handshake and they hug. Leopard gecko says, “how you been bro?” Tokay replies, “chillin’.” Panel 3: the two are now in separate conversations at a party, one chatting and the other playing beer pong, but their hands that touched are still stuck together across the room.

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Three panel comic. Panel 1: two adolescent friends are sitting on the couch playing video games and eating pizza. One asks the other, “where’s Ryan?” To which the other replies, “At his second job.” Panel 2: first friend asks, “second job?” The second friend, biting a piece of pizza, answers, “he’s a bigfin squid on Thursdays.” Panel 3: a bigfin (magnapinna) squid caught on monochromatic green night vision drifts eerily through dark waters. It has a dumb face with glasses on its mantle who can be presumed to be Ryan.

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a kid stands in front of his science fair presentation on a three-sided cardboard display. The display reads: When I grow up, I want to be… THE LARGEST SEA CREATURE. Panel 2: the kid, now matured, is walking into the ocean confidently. He’s turned back toward the shore, smiling and waving at his parents who are standing a few meters behind him, right where the water meets the shore. They’re waving back to him. Panel 3: from a bird’s eye view the kid can be seen under the surface of the water. He’s massive and only a portion of his face is in frame. His father, who appears older, is paddling alone in a canoe above his son’s submerged gigantic face.

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 2w ago

The connoisseur

Two panel comic. Panel 1: a guy opens the door to his apartment for a girl. He says with a smile, “well, this is my place!” She looks a little surprised. Panel 2: the guy is at the refrigerator across the room, grabbing a beer. He asks the girl, “drink?” His apartment is decorated with a poster of Heath Ledger’s Joker, a huge poster of Thanos wearing a crown, mink coat and sunglasses on a background of buzzwords such as “money - respect - sigma”, and a gold Kaws figurine. At the base of the panel is a pair of video game RPG-style move selections that read FIGHT and FLEE.

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · last wk.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a woolly mammoth swings a giant log with its trunk as a display of aggression in front of a caveman. Panel 2: the mammoth smashes the log into little pieces against a stone wall. Panel 3: the caveman has his hands up and his head lowered. His face is one of placid forfeiture. Informational text next to the caveman reads: “Earliest record of the ‘say less’ hand gesture”

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 4d ago

Three panel comic. Panel 1: an emo teenager is sitting with his family at a table in a casual restaurant. While his parents chat, he looks at another table solemnly. There is a dark aura emanating off him. Panel 2: a similar scene across the restaurant- an emo girl with her family; her little brother is absolutely housing a cheeseburger. She stares back at the guy across the restaurant, while also emitting a dark aura. Panel 3: the two teenagers eyes are locked on each other. In a shared thought bubble, which drowns out all the surrounding ambience, they imagine themselves as anthropomorphic wolves, embracing while they ride a motorcycle down a dark and lonely road through the black of night.

Vergo Freaking Lophus @vergolophus.bsky.social · 4d ago

Dear Pomni... #tadc

Caine, posed in a similar fashion to Princess Peach in Super Mario 64, has a letter beside him that reads:

Dearest Pomni:
Do NOT come to the circus. I've made an absolute dog shit adventure. Just completely fucked it up. I'm so sorry.
-Caine

𝔸𝕞𝕡🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈@amp.retroroughhouse.com · 5d ago

Yassification of Riftbound cards

Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 5d ago

Butthead says "Dammit Beavis, Huhuhuh." We see a an urn positioned next to him on the couch labelled "Remains of Beavis." Butthead holds it up and cries saying "I miss him every day." He presses the urn to his cheek as tears stream down his faces and laughs "Huhuhuh huhuhuh.

Temiree ☀️🦦@temiree.bsky.social · 6d ago

Anything can be a game if it has numbers on a screen! 🦝🦘💦

Ryan (an anthro/furry raccoon in a red t-shirt and tan shorts) walks behind a couch in which Nes (a muscular anthro/furry kangaroo in a white tank top, dark grey shorts, and wearing a teal nose strip on the top of his snout) is sitting. Ryan has something tied to his arm, connected to some sort of blocky computer dvice. Ryan shouts to Nes, "I love this arm pressure game thingy. I just got a new high score!"
In the next panel, Ryan walks off screen, with Nes turning his head to ask him, "What do you mean by high score?"
Suddenly, Nes realizes Ryan has a blood pressure monitor strapped to his arm. Nes freaks out at the realization, and gets up to run after Ryan, "RYAN! WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY HIGH SCORE?!"

maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 6d ago

since kingdom hearts is in the news, have a classic doodle

Kingdom Hearts doodle
Maleficent: You see that? He replaced you with an angry duck.
Riku: what the heck, dude…

Stedilnik @stedilnik.bsky.social · 6d ago

"The three graces"

Telif @arxur.bsky.social · 6d ago

Is Colonial Marines a buggy mess? Yes. Do I remember any of the story? No. Do I even remember a single character name? No. Did I have fun shooting xenomorphs in the face? For the most part yeah.

Kayin@kayin.moe · 6d ago

OKAY LETS HAVE FUN. "Most critically acclaimed thing you hate" is like a free square, so lets hear THE CRITICALLY WORST GAME YOU LIKE. Bonus points if it's actually bad, but 'It's actually slept on' is fine. Mine is probably Jurassic Park: Trespasser. Magical, shitty game.

foxovh @foxovh.bsky.social · last wk.

Locker Room Part 2 It took a while, but I did a part two! See my stuff at least two months early, vote on a monthly poll and get access to other rewards like timelapse videos at: https://subscribestar.art/foxovh https://www.patreon.com/foxovh #furry #furryart #art #nsfw

TrekMovie.com @trekmovie.bsky.social · last wk.

Happy birthday to Dawnn Lewis, who voiced Captain Carol Freeman on Star Trek: Lower Decks. She's also the voice of LaBarbara Conrad, wife of Hermes, on Futurama, and voices dozens of other animated characters as well as being a songwriter and performer.

toonholechris @toonholechris.bsky.social · last wk.

Can I bum one?

Telif @arxur.bsky.social · last wk.

Probably my biggest one is Baldurs Gate 3. I found the gameplay okay but I just did not like any of the companions. Played like 14 hours and never desired to play it again. Other big ones are Cyberpunk and Red Dead 2. Gave both 20 some hours and ehhhh

Kristin 🇨🇦🤓@faierius.bsky.social · last wk.

No hate, no dogpiling, just curious. For me, it's Skyrim. Don't know why, considering it should be exactly my kind of game, but it just didn't click for me.

what's you "I did not care for the godfather" of games?" written above a screenshot from family guy of the family being drowned by sprinklers in their panic room.

🔞 psychonauts agent 69 @himbohousewife.bsky.social · last wk.

Tina and Linda Belcher from Bob's Burgers with a bottom speech bubble pointing at Linda

That girl with The Posts@roodypatooti.bsky.social · last wk.

clownboybebop
my mom, discussing furries with me: but I don't get all the cats and dogs, why wouldn't you want to be a sexy animal? like a kangaroo

me: mama what the hell does that mean

my mom: so muscular

Telif @arxur.bsky.social · last wk.

Why must every Ezreal have that god awful battle academia skin that makes all his voice lines ten times more annoying

GrayWalf @graywalf.bsky.social · last wk.

mobile app devs... hire me......

Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · last wk.

@jeremysmiles

its crazy how fucked up history is. like i read recently that in the middle ages, europeans killed 35 thousand women suspected to be witches. can you imagine how scary that must have been? to have such a bad witch problem?

Baldur’s Gape @tojoafterdark.bsky.social · last wk.

A way with words ✨

Telif @arxur.bsky.social · last wk.

He is green for a wonderful reason

Thibbycat@thatfreakingcat.bsky.social · last wk.

I'm green now, that is my power. The general description of it is pretty accurate too, very surprised.

Telif @arxur.bsky.social · last wk.

Sucks that Mayhem Classic-ish is only fun for about 2 games due to the champ pool. If it's gonna be modern kits whats the point of only having like 20 champ options?

Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · last wk.

🏃

warjenkins.bsky.social @warjenkins.bsky.social · last wk.

thing (supposedly) makes a joke (hypothetically) #furryart #furry #casualtiesunknown #scavprototype #art