"Today is August 4, 2026" There Will Come Soft Rains By: Ray Bradbury
Aaron Sarka
@asarka.bsky.social
Chicago writer, actor, dad, non-profit project manager
I still love that the last 5 minutes of The Magic School Bus is devoted to pedantic children.
The greatest use of Glen Hansard's music. RIP. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymm0...
The Last Man on Earth - Falling Slowly
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Less data centers and more funding National Parks
Parent here. I don't know shit. That's why I send my child to school.
Jimmy Neutron’s dad is depicted as a clueless dimwit and his mom has a propensity for being easily hypnotized and manipulated, but aside from that…no notes. Brilliant post.
Being so racist against and jealous of Black people that you can't appreciate Stevie Wonder has to be a curse from God.
My beef with Morrissey runs all the way back to 1986 when he said this about Black artists. Nineteen Eighty Six, while the Smiths were still active. It’s not a “later phenomenon” don’t try and lie to me www.standard.co.uk/culture/musi...
Some questions have absolute right and wrong answers.
A baguette needs to be javelined for best effect whereas you can frisbee a naan which means that while distance on a baguette is dependent on your shoulder and effectiveness of your kinetic chain, the naan will travel further even with worse pronation due to physics. Naan win everytime
I stay off Reddit because nobody has ever been in the news because someone found all their really lovely and thought provoking Reddit posts
Somewhere in an attic under a cloth is a portrait of my wife, unaging, while I get 10 years older everyday.
It's wild to me that, with this understanding that nothing sells better than nostalgia, car companies continue to try and make cars look "futuristic" and "dumb". Give me an electric car that looks like Duncan McCloud's '64 Thunderbird.
and also, isn't white supremacy such a profound intellectual error that you should immediately question the basic capacities of anyone who indulges it?
This is one of the more exquisite "old man thinks this is a dessert" things ever. I've yet to get my father-in-law to understand that nobody wants a bite of his 90% cocoa bar.
ice cream flavor: wheat Chex cereal milk ice cream with dark chocolate and wheat chex chunks
We just won a court order stopping the merger of Paramount and Warner Bros. while our lawsuit continues. We’re going to keep fighting to keep costs down for consumers, protect jobs, and stop this illegal merger.
If Chris Evans "reveals" himself to us one more time, I think he has to go on a list.
Nolan is a coward for casting humans in roles meant for dogs.
🇩🇪 🔥 ouch — “Trump and Infantino — those two were made for each other… fascinated by power. And by themselves, too.”
I think this was like when you need baking soda but accidentally grab baking powder and also you’re the grim reaper
Maybe we should all post full-frontal nudity of ourselves to celebrate Lindsey Graham's death
Cenk’s gonna slip up at some point and hit us with the “those damn kikes” one of these days
Cenk Uygur: "All I know with absolute certainty is that evil forces targeted Graham Platner to make sure that a person who was gonna represent the voters, overwhelmingly won the primary, could not represent those voters."
I know people seem to be cheering Mitch McConnell dying slowly and miserably in a hospital, but that's just wrong. Think of all the lives he touched. He should have been forced to die slowly and miserably on the street like them.
Maine Democrats pushing Platner out is a new great excuse for people who've never voted once in their life to claim they "just can't vote for Democrats anymore".
Platner's strongest support seems to have come EXCLUSIVELY from Democrats who never left Twitter.
When the rubble clears, there are so many people who spent time and money helping Platner, believing that he was a once in a lifetime talent. People who quit their jobs to work for him; spent cold weekends knocking doors for him; told their friends to check him out. He really humiliated them.
I wonder if history will manage to grapple with the "voter problem" in a way we are too embarrassed to do right now. When we open the history book, will it say that Johnson or May or Trump or Starmer took the office, or will it say that the people gave them the office?
As I say. We have a voter problem
I'm not sure "he's not even a real bin" is the winning electoral argument some of Count Binface's opponents imagine. I think the voters of Clacton had pretty much already realised that on their own.
Except now the damage is done. The pod-bros have already convinced me that the only viable candidates are absolute pieces of shit that I can relate to.
Bluesky Feed Before Monday: "I love the World Cup. So many teams and countries and colors and traditions. It's fun! You don't have to just watch the USA games." Bluesky Feed After Monday: "Remember when we watched soccer that one time?"