zelda 🌸
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(she/her 🏳️⚧️) - an actual zelda, not an actual princess - has pled the fifth in federal court regarding accusations of actually being a bunny pfp: kevin hong (k141) cover: @animekki.bsky.social
Beavers chew down sign warning walkers about beavers in Poland euroweeklynews.com/2026/10/09/b...
Beavers chew down sign warning walkers about beavers in Poland
Polish foresters put up a sign warning walkers about beaver damage near a pond, and the beavers gnawed straight through it. Here’s what happened next.
euroweeklynews.com
i think that a woman being territorial and possessive over me would fix me
loading screen tip: zelda can be grabbed and thrown. not too hard though! she is a princess after all
happy halloween my halloween costume this year is that i’m zelda from zelda (completely unironically i spent way too much on a ren faire outfit and i need to reuse it as much as possible to get my money’s worth
just introduced two of my friends on discord to each other who have the exact same flavor of autism and they've both stopped responding to my messages and have not gone offline since they added each other, this is so fucking peak
i don’t fuckin know. you’re a bedsheet, why are you asking me
on one hand i need to stay single and crushless for a good long while so i can focus on myself and work to become the kind of person that *i* want to be for myself on the other hand i need to [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTE
I also got a really good picture at the bar last night
i wish that the older people who call into my work understood that affectionately calling the trans woman on the other end of the line a doll carries some certain connotations there
fucked up that they got a bunny microwaving a lunch and standing around a water cooler at my job (i’m literally wearing bunny ears at work today)
EVERYONE ON BLUESKY JUST DOES THIS WITHOUT ANY REASON AT ALL
an incomplete list of why the milwaukee brewers won the world series: - they played some baseball - they hit some home runs - jacob is their pitcher - christian is their designated hitter
Watching this was like watching Stellantis products on the Southfield Freeway
I’ve built a cruise missile in BeamNG
a modest little house with a rescue dog, we wake up together, go on to our jobs, fall into each other’s arms in the evening, make dinner together, watch tv together, then fall asleep in each other’s arms, and do it all over again. i’ll have it one day. i have to.