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give me novels to read

Its time we talked about the element in the room

its even though i didnt do anything october

sara@cispecos.bsky.social · 21h ago

superb

Colin Smith@colinsmith.bsky.social · 12mo ago

John Severin’s original painted cover featuring C-3PO, Darth Vader & Chewbacca for late 1977’s Cracked #148. It was one of several Cracked covers parodying the mega-popular Star Wars in the period, and this example came not just a cover, but as a bound-in poster too.

mischievous imp 😈 himi gouache / arches cold press watercolour paper

childless adults of the corn

Being on the couch is "goated"

In the old Comanche flight sim there was a mission you flew against “ecoterrorists” who were driving around in tanks shooting trees with cannons. It’s funny that that’s what the federal government is now

Molly Roberts@mollyroberts.bsky.social · yesterday

plaintiffs assert that NPS removed 529 trees on Saturday, including healthy, mature maples and oaks. the government was supposed to refrain from doing anything irreversible without providing enough notice for the court to act, but Judge Reyes hadn't entered a formal order until this morning

Lecturer paused on this exact frame for about twenty minutes this morning i was crrrrrryin

#Inktober Day 10: Mystical

my first act as director of illinois public health will be to outlaw the transfer of michael myers to new facilities on halloween night

t shirt that says "I Got My Entire Brain And Dick And Balls Blown Clean Off By The Prairie Princess 'Sexy Habanero Heat' Hot Sauce In Purchase, NY."

5'6" roommate got caught in the glue trap while getting a midnight snack woke up to him squeaking in agony

[0009589] vile force of darkness is made up of dwarfs

(Rolling up on my giant motorcycle billowing black smoke and as I take off my helmet my head is 45% smaller than everyone thought it would be) Whatsup guys

The pedophile president who kidnaps and kills us says the darnedest things

i have a problematic relationship with chicken wings

extremely engaging contemporary poetry project-object ... pretty next-level honestly cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/06...

My satirical woodcut of your station in life has taken the parish by storm

YOU NEED MORE POTATOES THIS WEATHER — Claude Atkinson (for the British Potato Marketing Board), 1930s

Arby's is selling Elf meat. pass along this info i've already said too much

Air to Ground Message: SADDDDD THX 4 TRYING WANTED TO B CLOSER TO COFFEE Area: Orlando, FL, USA Type: Embraer 175 (Enhanced Wing) A: #ae3be10281c F: #f37c661f61e

Air to Ground Message: BROOOO NO WAY YOURE PRANKING ME RIGHT... Area: Washington DC, USA Type: Bombardier CRJ900 A: #ae2a667c47b F: #f2f8375efd5