The Birds (dir. Alfred Hitchcock, 1963)

I plead with people not to propagate their "it won't make a difference; his supporters love him" gloom. Actually, Farage is on the ropes and he didn't get there by himself. He's there because people continue to believe resistance does make a difference. It's also wrong on the facts. 1/3

Alex Andreou@sturdyalex.bsky.social · 2w ago

From "I'm not a compliance officer" to "I know electoral law, I know donation law better than anybody" in 35 seconds.

Hmm

“I am enough”

Postcard From The Past@pastpostcard.bsky.social · 3w ago

I have not been killed on the escalators or TUBE TRAINS. I have not been drowned in the Thames. I have not been run over by a bus.

I would pay up to £100 - maybe more - to a crowd funder to pay Count Binface not to run in the Holborn & St Pancras by-election

*running out of the build-a-bear workshop* me: it's all fake!!

Perhaps most importantly, though, today is the sixth anniversary of the end of a highly important eBay auction

Tottenham Hotspur Football Club are BACK

Built To Spill’s ‘Joyride’ springs to mind - “this part of the song is called the second verse/it sounds just like the first verse but with different words”

Andrew Male@andrewmale.bsky.social · 4w ago

Best songs about songwriting 1. Jerry Jeff Walker - Some Go Home Jerry sits half drunk in the dining car, observing his fellow passengers, ascribing them sad lives. Gradually, as the train journey continues, Jerry discovers he is completely wrong about each of them. youtu.be/tV3mVIacAtg?...

Leaving shortly for the Tottenham Hotspur stadium, I am ready to be hurt again

Starting to find the eclipse a bit annoying. Ooh look at me everyone, I’m a once-in-a-generation celestial event. Grow up

New hybrid concept/tribute band idea - Simon & Kerplunkel

Mrs Dalloway said she would leng it down herself

Chlorine is eating Sarah's hands.

alright gym playlist, we all like a fucking laugh

one of the regular tweets I think about

Frank Lampard

Nanoraptor@nanoraptor.danamania.com · 2mo ago

You suddenly get a narrator describing your life and there’s no way to turn it off - everyone can hear it. While shopping, at work, at home, with friends - the voice narrating your every move goes on. Who do you hope is the voice of this narrator?

I want to give Steve Bray the type of wedgie that draws blood

Such a shame we never got to hear Frank Sidebottom cover ‘Freed From Desire’

We should bring on Dan Burn and sit deep now

I've just seen about 40 kids sneak into watch 'The Odyssey' without paying by hiding in a giant wooden coat.

“Count Binface is a tool of the establishment!” I shout, as I am escorted out of Sports Direct

Five texts and counting so far about the fact that I appear to be at the football with Mick Jagger (I’m not)

end of year honours for anyone who manages to nick Farage’s watch while he’s in Clacton campaigning

I will be having a fucking interminable moan at everything ever at 2pm

"waaaaaaaaah, oh wah wah waahhhhhhh" - Nigel Farage, 62

*shaking my wife awake* KRAKEN HAS SUSPENDED WITHDRAWALS OF BONK

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Kraken has temporarily suspended deposits and withdrawals of Bonk due to an ongoing incident affecting the token, according to its website.

Pundits shut up for two minutes and let us enjoy the moment challenge