Aaron Sypniewski
@asypniew.bsky.social
(In no particular order)Detroit sports, video games, and random nonsense.
@pizzadinosaur.fineti.me getting blocked like Dikembe!
USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST@blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 2h agoI am not a serious person. I am incredibly silly. I have spent 20 minutes arguing with people who I am fully aware will never see sense. But everything i say is true. And that annoys you.
"I wish I had your job!" after I said I've been on vacation for a week. To only later reveal he lost lost 4 grand last night. "Bro, that's the price of my whole vacation."
Aaron Sypniewski@asypniew.bsky.social · 3h agoWhat kind of weirdo strikes up a conversation with someone while they're ordering a drink at an airport bar? Ahh, they're from Utah.
What kind of weirdo strikes up a conversation with someone while they're ordering a drink at an airport bar? Ahh, they're from Utah.
Were you aware that “goes to Michigan” was reasonable suspicion?
Jason Koebler@jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 9h agoNew: Police in Wisconsin used Flock to create a pretext to search a man's car for weed. Their justification? He drove from Wisconsin to Michigan, a “known source state for marijuana as it is legal there,” and Flock showed he "travels to Michigan frequently." www.404media.co/cops-used-fl...
an uber driver wearing sock puppets on both hands that talk to each other about how bad the steering wheel tastes your whole ride
Baseball Stars joined the Neo Geo Pocket Color collection this weekend. NGPC packaging is some of my favorite.
Fried salmon noodle bowl has saved many of men's lives
[PR] Troy Melton hasn’t allowed more than two runs in seven straight starts, posting an MLB-best 1.09 ERA over that span (min. 30 IP). He takes the mound tonight for our series opener in Seattle. #DNMW
New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Had Quinceañeras https://theonion.com/new-evidence-suggests-dinosaurs-had-quinceaneras/
I violently puked this morning. Where you at now? On my second gin, at the bar. God blessed/cursed the Poles with the love of drinking.
I was too hungover to take pictures, but I should have
Aaron Sypniewski@asypniew.bsky.social · 2d agoWent to place that had tentacle dildos in claw machines, and a wall of wrestling ppv chairs.
Went to place that had tentacle dildos in claw machines, and a wall of wrestling ppv chairs.
Quartley reminder that if you care about physical media you better support your local library! Where else can you get books, games, board games, puzzles, internet hotspots etc for free? *Get library card, use it *Use library programs *Share library social media *Donate to its foundation
Casey Mize and Gage Workman to Padres for left-handers Kash Mayfield and Jackson Wolf, per source. Mayfield, Padres' first-round pick in 2024, was SD's No. 2 prospect behind Ethan Salas.
Jason Beck@jasonbeck.bsky.social · 2d agoCasey Mize has been traded to the Padres, per source. @jonheyman.bsky.social was on it.
Imagine collecting games and lusting after "Stadium Events" when stuff like this exists and can still be found in thrift stores archive.org/details/craz...
I find Danhausen the character to be quite funny, and everything he does in and/or around a wrestling ring to stupid and insulting to wrestling.
