Austin Johnson

@austinjohnson.bsky.social

Former part-time sportswriter. Professional appreciator.

I am very old, granted. But I'm a huge believer that many things should be dumb. My TV should be dumb (on/off/volume/input change). Everything in my kitchen should be dumb. My car should be dumb. I have a smart thing in my pocket at all times. I do not need anything else to be smart.

852dude@852dude.bsky.social · yesterday

This sucks ass. When I start my car I want to be able to put my foot on the pedal and drive off. I dont want to watch an ad. A distracting ad. Right in the middle of my console. Again. This sucks ass.

Today, August 4, 2026, is the setting of Ray Bradbury’s short story “There Will Come Soft Rains” about a fully automated house continuing on after the family who lived there and the world around it died in a nuclear blast.

I'm sure that the answers for 'who will be the jersey sponsors for Triangle teams?' will be very boring, but it would be fun if they actually had Triangle ties. Slap that Bojs logo on the Pack jerseys. (State has the best chance of this, basically 0% chance for UNC/Duke - brands are too big)

The Pat McAfee show does about 1/50th of the ratings of the first season of Suddenly Susan. It's insane how much we have splintered in modern pop culture, but also insane how overinflated the popularity/influence of celebrity has become relative to how many people actually care what they say.

I read an interesting Reddit thread (I know) about how gaming seems to keep chasing this imaginary customer who like, loves RPGs but they are TOO COMPLICATED so let's water things down. And then the game fails because it lost its actual customer in the process. This feels like that

Rodger Sherman@rodger.bsky.social · 2w ago

It sucks that ESPN is choosing to pay a small handful of personalities $50 million a year and cutting costs elsewhere. I’m sure they have data saying those guys move the needle but it feels like a long-term disaster to invest everything in 3-5 guys when you could fund a robust media ecosystem

People say America can't accomplish anything, that we've stopped dreaming big. Well, today, after *years* of work, the combined resources of the Executive, Legislative, and Judicial branches (as well as the media) came together to prevent some girls in Idaho from playing high school softball.

It is time once again to discuss the Most Dad Things we have done in the past year. A couple of reminders: - gender is a social construct, anyone can do Dad Things - you need not be a parent to do a Dad Thing - the definition of a Dad Thing is entirely subjective and maybe made up I’ll go first: