Photoshopping my head onto this picture for the 2027 budget

Avery@averyis.online · 21h ago

The curse of being a church treasurer is that sometimes you get to do something that really helps someone out and sometimes you say something that makes you sound like George Osborne

The curse of being a church treasurer is that sometimes you get to do something that really helps someone out and sometimes you say something that makes you sound like George Osborne

Median UK voter in 2026, as predicted by Hugh Laurie some decades ago:

I will use my laptop to pester everyone with silly dog doodles this August #art #dog #doggust

2 days left… and we still haven’t reached 500 units i'd really love for this little partner to get the chance to see the world to travel in backpacks, keep keys company, sit on desks, and go on little adventures with all of you :( www.makeship.com/products/tin...

Very plainly, if your instinct is to see something like this and be racist then you don’t actually give a shit if we’re a Christian country or a country built on Christian values or whatever. You’re just a dick.

Jay Hulme@jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · last wk.

With a church fire in Leicester the racists are out and I'd like to note that most of the congregation of the church in question isn't white British, & the 'illegals in hotels' they're blaming for 'destroying heritage' have been some of the best volunteers at Leicester's oldest church for months now

With a church fire in Leicester the racists are out and I'd like to note that most of the congregation of the church in question isn't white British, & the 'illegals in hotels' they're blaming for 'destroying heritage' have been some of the best volunteers at Leicester's oldest church for months now

Please do pray for our neighbours at St Andrews, they have a huge worshipping community who'll be massively affected by this. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Firefighters tackle large blaze at St Andrew's Church in Leicester

Residents living nearby have been urged to keep their windows and doors closed.

bbc.co.uk

Fucking hell as if receiving automated rejection letters for jobs wasn't bad enough.

Having a little crash out about moving, as a treat

Evacuation of the sixth biggest population centre in France under active consideration and some will still say "it's just Summer"

Andy Scollick@andyscollick.bsky.social · last wk.

Firefighters 'overwhelmed' and 'concerned about the city of Bordeaux' (Sky News)

My back and my brain are spending today reminding me why moving house is something I only really feel the desire to do when there are people threatening to beat me up living in my building

So excited to be moving house after the absolute bullshit I've had to put up with lately. A bit less excited about all the stuff I have to do *before* then though

The worst part about the cabinet reshuffle (apart from the other bits) is that now I have to photoshop my head onto John Healey when it’s time to do the budget for St Nicks

Wes Streeting as defence secretary

Intellectually I know that The Hague is a real place and things other than The International Criminal Court exist there. I was still not prepared to read the sentence: “Shrek Rave Is Coming To The Hague!”

Funny that they’ve basically assembled a bunch of government staff to stop Starmer from going back into Number 10

I have Nicky Campbell’s 5 Live show on for the first time and he’s just summarising the day ahead to what sounds like menu music from a Wii game

Immensely happy for Spain. Even happier that Argentina absolutely embarrassed themselves

FINALLY

Wayne Rooney speaks for everyone.

Let us never speak of that again

Avery@averyis.online · 2w ago

Ah yes, time for the (with respect to my American friends and husband) Utter Yank Nonsense

Dearie me

Ah yes, time for the (with respect to my American friends and husband) Utter Yank Nonsense

it was 4-0 this time yesterday, just saying

BOOBS #F1

Me for basically the whole of this match

its so england to have a dominant world cup match against one of the greatest teams in footballing history and to have that be a televised moment of national embarrassment. every goal makes it worse. this is incredible