Foramina

@bad-ab.bsky.social

Just a creature with delusions of grandeur 🏳️‍⚧️ 🚞 🌳 29 years old, DMV kinkster

A smackable, trussed-up fuckpuppet brightens up amy apartment, install one today! Warranty does not cover damage caused in the normal use of the fuckpuppet, not limited to bruising, cigarette burns, and tear stains

You’re telling me that normal people take cold showers to get *less* horny?? They don’t spray themselves with frigid water as punishment for their neediness, which just turns them on more??? Crazy if true

Broke a bunch of expensive shit at work today, would someone be so kind as to throw me to the ground and kick me in the stomach until I throw up 😇😇😇

it’s days like these that i really wish i had some sort of neural port. a way to plug into something larger than myself and let my brain focus on something more than the worries that plague it. to just be reprogrammed. to be complete and useful. to be anything but this

People don’t talk enough about how Isabel Fall’s Helicopter Story laid a lot of groundwork for mechsploitation. The notion of the utilitized self, the eroticization of the mechanical and the helplessness of weaponry is all there

Old-fashioned rattan carpet beaters are the best impact toys. Yes I have the authority to declare that. Why is everyone giggling and rolling their eyes when I say I have authority?

last night I learned that you get a 3d model of your skull as a part of FFS the first thought that crossed my mind was that you could print a girl’s skull, turn an eye socket into a fleshlight, and make her fuck it

Transfem sub fantasy: accounting for my nature as the lowliest worm, they have invented a new kind of prison world where I get v-coded to big dick butches Transfem domme fantasy: I receive $100 thousand dollars Transfem switch fantasy: For The Next 24 Hours It Is Legal To Judge Me On My Own Merits

I am the pet ghost trapped in your walls, the half-banished demon left powerless by your agonizing exorcisms. But I remain bound to this house, too weak to pass on, too impotent to haunt you, at the mercy of the one I was meant to torment. You taunt me, you smile as your crucifix burns me

Does anyone know how to make or get blood play-safe hobnail boots? I have a plan to get stepped on with sharp metal things! I know it won’t be fully sterile, I’m trying to get near the risk profile of leather vampire paddles. I just don’t want tetanus!

Everyone’s like “omg ur so tall, i can’t even reach your ass in those heels”, and I’m like, so put me on my knees?? It really doesn’t matter how tall I am when I’m crumpled and weeping beneath you

Mina, a tall trans woman in even taller heels stands in front of a mirror in a black lacy bodysuit

This summer I went camping with my Owner and their fiancée, sleeping at the foot of their mattress for five days. Today I learned that I’m apparently getting a tattoo commemorating that trip. They didn’t ask me, they just told me it was going to happen like they tell me a dinner plan. 🥰

hm, this got some interest I’m going to need a bigger transport vehicle it seems let me know what mods you want, where your girl is going to be, if she knows she’s getting picked up or if I should be ready for a struggle I’ll give you a date with long/lat so you can pick her up when I’m done

Several U-Haul trucks in a line
Klinga av Murgröna och Blod@hedera.blood.gay · 4w ago

getting a list of triggers and commands to build into a girl at camp from her owner the owner doesn’t do hypno and doesn’t have the behavioral conditioning skillset I do so this got me to thinking… did you get a girl with factory setting, or maybe a used one with some things you don’t care for?

I love the pink heat of an immature bruise, it’s like a caterpillar about to transform into a blotchy, purple butterfly