Why do all these types of people look like a badly Sharpied egg taking an epic shit

Someone stole my toilet! I suspect this guy

Guys, The Telegraph are at home crying into their gilets that you pointed out correctly their dead friend Rod Liddle was a wife beating racist self confessed paedophile, I hope you're proud of yourselves

Mic Wright@brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 11h ago

I was wondering why I’d got 19 clickthroughs from The Daily Telegraph…

Ivor the AT-AT

Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra@fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 23h ago

MAY S4C BE WITH YOU

Me and the wife simultaneously gasped before showing each other's phones that were both open at this exact same post

Ben Baker@benbaker.bsky.social · 2d ago

Thanks to everyone who listened live tonight. The recording will be on my Patreon and Mixcloud as ever whilst Garlic Beer will probably be rescinding any offers of sponsorship in the future. www.patreon.com/BenBaker2000

BIG WALK

Panic@panic.com · yesterday

🔴 BIG WALK 🟡 Out now. 🔵 Steam, Nintendo Switch 2, and PlayStation 5. Have an adventure with your friends! bigwalk.game

Disappointed that I haven't been asked to do this

Empire Magazine@empiremagazine.bsky.social · yesterday

Star Wars is officially getting a Welsh-language dub this Christmas, with Matthew Rhys, Rhys Ifans, and more lending their voices to a galaxy far, far away. Read more: www.empireonline.com/movies...

The most polite form of contraception.

Not going to quote the poster as I don't want to feel like I'm attacking him, but the suggestion that we remain 'silent' or 'kind' about Rod Liddle is ludicrous. If your entire career is based around spreading hate and fear – along with a weird layer of nonce – you deserve to be mocked when you die.

Back to scanning artwork. Some originals will be on sale, some prints, and I’m starting to curate so I can put together the much vaunted exhibition I keep threatening… These will be in the 2026 Clarkive sale. Prices in alt if you want to reserve (DM me)! #art #bsnm #artforsale #originalart #artist

Hello new people! If you like words I write, BOY HOWDY HEY do I have good news for you, bc I write words a LOT, and many of the things I write are free for you to enjoy at point of use - or otherwise pretty cheap to buy. BEHOLD! A SELF PROMOTION THREAD! (might pin this)

Rod Liddle is now identifying as a dead bigot

Two seconds after a woman posts an opinion on Bluesky

Hourly Green Wing@hourlygreenwing.bagpuss.org · 3d ago

It's wild that a rocket is about to crash into the moon and we're all like meh whatever that's not even in my top 10 apocalypse worries right now

If, like me, you love geeky shit, you’l love the television clocks on this site www.mcmweb.co.uk/project_pend...

"Mature Tom Holland" sounds like a type of cheddar

Unofficial BBCNews (UK) Bot@bbcnews-uk-rss.bsky.social · 3d ago

Fans praise 'mature' Tom Holland Spider-Man performance

Walking around a food festival in the park when @valleyguitarist.bsky.social starts giggling at this WELL SHIT ALIEN PIZZA

Personally I think there are "legitimate questions" about COVID. Like why Michael Gove and Matt Hancock got away with giving away contracts to their mates. And why the fuck Michelle Mone and Doug Barrowman haven't been prosecuted.

The Open University ident music on 7 Stylophones

Clacton bin day leaflet, make sure the local Facebook and tiktok groups have a copy

Somewhere there is a guy complaining his wife won't let him have a skull toilet

TELL NIGEL YOUR VIEWS Ok Nigel, I think you're a cunt

I also recommend that you do not eat toys

GOOD LORD, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?

Hourly Simpsons@hourlysimpsons.bagpuss.org · 4d ago

If only every #totp was as good as that last one