erin balconyskeletons
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if you're hot, they're hot. take your goths inside.
"Gary, no!" "Are all these undead named Gary, like that one vault in Fallout?" #Thades
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"Go do your screaming thing." "Its a metaphorical thing. This time." #Thades
JUST when you think the red wings can't get more pathetic this season...!
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do you ever wish politics was less gender
KPD Max von Sydnow@mpdeejay.bsky.social · 3d agoMore like "What does the BJP wish that a bar waitress would do?"
Laura's had too many days of peace. I haven't jumped them yet about either Selltember or the Summer Of One Extremely Funny Offer Sheet.
The Grinch's Heart Grows
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ME: I’ve tried every kind of lotion and I still just think it’s icky. I hate feeling all slimy; it makes me feel all greasy and sticky. I just wish there were an easier way THE SKINTAKER: (already having sunk too much PTO into this murder to quit now) Please just rub some into your elbows at least
Getting out of bed and seeing the thermostat lower than the temp I set it for
Salieri's Intense Reaction to Mozart
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It is EXTREMELY appropriate given the state of the farm system that the one (1) truly exciting Bruins prospect won the prospect showcase more or less single-handedly. He has hatred in his heart and was born to be a Bruin.
Communication style blah blah assessment training meeting. This chat message from a participant is killing me. Yeah man it's a goofy letter shorthand corporate thing. That's the point.
I don't always open event logs for dual snooping / self-amusement purposes but sometimes I do.
For the first time in a WHILE, I get to say, "there's always next year," in a tone not burdened with disgusted resignation.
kat, ghost of helenruthsghost@chaoskat.bsky.social · 12mo agoEnjoy your baseball team tomorrow. Even if they are terrible. Even if they make you mad and frustrated. The offseason is long and the world is full of horrors. Even very bad baseball is better than waiting for spring.
As Not A Podcast Guy, this upcoming series is appointment listening for me: 7-part deep dive on the history of the Los Angeles California Angels of Anaheim with numerous weird ties to the Space Race explored.
Remember That Guy?@rememberthatguy.bsky.social · 4d agothe minds behind ELITE have turned their compulsive research perversion towards a new project, and with no other ideas for an episode this week, they're gonna tell you all about it
Sportsbros are societally load-bearing send skeet
Cooper Lund@cooperlund.online · 4d agoI can’t help but notice that the people who cause the most trouble don’t seem to ever post about sports
This is completely fucking insane. To be clear, they’re blocking Iranian passport holders IN THE US AND CANADA from taking the LSAT.
Nazita Lajevardi@nazita.bsky.social · last wk.So many Islamophobic and racist stories today, but the most recent one I've heard of is just mind bogging is LSAC blocking Iranians from taking the LSAT. www.law.com/2026/09/10/i...
Extremely funny that I was like okay Fortune's Weave, gotta pull the Switch trigger and then I ended up in the Pokopia mines to an unbelievable extent
"As instructed"? Not really. "Patiently and easily moved to a plan B"? Gold stars, 11/10 for everyone.
erin balconyskeletons@balconyskeletons.bsky.social · last wk.Night shift training attempt #2. Will the deputized large adult son carry out his duties as instructed? We will discover.
Night shift training attempt #2. Will the deputized large adult son carry out his duties as instructed? We will discover.
lmao I grew up with self-employed parents and the kind of insurance that basically wasn't. Everyone who has that take can — [I am pulled offstage by a ventriloquist cane]
Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq.@clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · last wk.Fact check: true, we are not ready for this take
People of All Genders Empowered to Maintain Delusion That They Have A Chance With Gillian Anderson
NOH8 Campaign@noh8campaign.bsky.social · last wk.Gillian Anderson shared that she identifies as pansexual, saying in a new interview, “Pan, as in pansexual, as in attracted to all genders.” Anderson has spoken openly about her attraction to women and sexual fluidity for years, and now says pansexual is the label that fits her #NOH8
I've said it before but the day we invent a sleeping medication that works reliably, doesn't have crazy side effects, isn't habit-forming, doesn't leave you groggy the next day, and is affordable? Fully automated luxury space communism then achieved in like 3 months.
Every day I fight my circadian rhythm GOD
Hilarious to me how people are calling him a terrorist for this. He didn't make Guerin ignore the total lack of legit centers and he didn't make Guerin kick off the summer by blustering publicly. Man wishes to make decision about his job at his own speed: evil incarnate, apparently? Ok.
Mark Lazerus@marklazerus.bsky.social · last wk.Yes, Quinn Hughes is happy in Minnesota. No, he's in no rush to sign a contract extension. "This is going to be done whenever I feel like it needs to be done." My story from Las Vegas, free to read: www.nytimes.com/athletic/758...
Good news, 8:30 session canceled due to technological difficulties; bad news, now I gotta do it tomorrow