We’re dating everything once again!! Come join us and see how far we can get!! @barit0wned.bsky.social Twitch.tv/divatron9000
Gwen, trans chaos goblin
@barit0wned.bsky.social
She/they bisexual disaster dad || writing queer opera, horror, & romance fiction || eternally horny on main || yelling about opera, cocktails, TTRPGs, and fictional sword gays & murder husbands
Inside you are two wolves. They are moving in perfect sync. They are Drift Compatible. You are a Pacific Rim Jaeger in a universe where wolves are the dominant species.
Does my mask go with my collar? 🥺 (Not really, but it’ll do for slutting myself out to various household objects in tonight’s Date Everything stream with @divatron9000.bsky.social)
There’s masks on our heads now because we committed to a bit. Anyway come hang out. @barit0wned.bsky.social Twitch.tv/divatron9000
also a hearty FUCK YOU to every Democratic politician logging on to cry about people being mean to their good friend, he was a piece of shit and the world is improved by his death
Big thanks to the person who misheard me today for accidentally creating the best drag name ever: “Chlamydia Dell’Arte”
Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC
It is very important to provide your streamer gf with enrichment activities so she doesn’t start to destroy her enclosure (at a ZZZ popup with @divatron9000.bsky.social )
Hey friends I need some pickup gigs this summer to help cover my students being on vacation. If you have any leads on: New private voice students Singing gigs Voice over work Anything else voice related Please let me know! I’m ready to work!
HAPPENING NOW: Come watch me roleplay an insufferable tenor and try to outrun my approaching doom at the hands of a haunted opera house! This actual play stream is a fundraiser for The Genders of Gybberidge, my upcoming operetta about queer wizards — so come hang out and donate if you can!
GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands
Come see Don Giovanni (Abridged!) at The Fruit in Durham, NC - June 3 at 8pm EST or this puppet will never see the light of day again. Only you can save her. Buy your tickets NOW! www.paradoxopera.org/triple-threat Starring @divatron9000.bsky.social @barit0wned.bsky.social and Suzanne James
Stupid Twitter loser: “oh so you hate ai but you’re fine with trans people??” Me: ………………………………….ya?
ITS FINALLY HAPPENING!! GWENTRON PLAYS DATE EVERYTHING IS HERE. GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW!!! @barit0wned.bsky.social Twitch.tv/divatron9000
That one lady from Beauty and the Beast would be fucking thrilled
Final Fantasy X-2 had a profound influence on my gender expression.
Squall@squallleonshart.bsky.social · 5mo agoHAPPY 23RD ANNIVERSARY TO THE GREATEST GAME OF ALL TIME
hard to imagine a better synecdoche for the entire system of policing
The Associated Press@apnews.com · 5mo agoA man who was shot by Connecticut police last year and later died had to wait 10 extra minutes for another ambulance to arrive at the scene, after another officer having an anxiety attack took the first one.
Check out a new clip from The Genders of Gybberidge, an upcoming operetta from @paradoxopera.bsky.social with music by Vince Gover & libretto by ME! In this aria, Jeremy Jockstrap III debates the pros & cons of being openly gay — but it’s hard for him to focus on anything except his hot classmates!
Welcome to America, where our most accessible form of therapy is consuming General Mills Products™
GEORGE: goddammit why do you keep petting them so hard LENNIE:
If I had to see the fucking ahegaowl then you do too
Look, obviously I'm going to feed both the wolves, they're my wolves and I'm not a shitty pet owner.
DETECTIVE HARRY HOLE: Its me, norways famous detective, Harry Hole. in Norway it's a normal name. POLICE CHIEF: Hole, I'm glad you're here, and that your name is normal, in our culture. this is a hell of a murder