Dalton Deschain

@daltondeschain.com

Pulp horror-punk from NYC. Also co-host of the podcast The Pod Universe. Also the B-69s guy. They/he, moth/man linktr.ee/daltondeschain

Scott Wiener is so fucking creepy!!! making an AI chatbot of your woman opponent so she says all the things your campaign wants her to say is deeply misogynistic!!! holy shit!!!


Let’s do nothing
together.
I’m Connie, the world’s first AI trained to say no to anything you ask. Bring me an idea and I’ll explain why it can’t, shouldn’t, and won’t happen.

Ask me about stopping housing, transit, nightlife, or any other big idea…
Obstructionist 4.6
Low

Or pick one of my favorites →

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Blocking housing

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Derailing public transit

🎓❌
Failing education

📈📉
Stalling recovery

🦺💥
Endangering safety

🍻🤫
Stifling fun

🪑🛏️
Squandering my seat
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The phase 2 slate has been unveiled and it’s looking VERY different than phase 1! Which fake movie are you most excited for? Listen to the full reveal on YT or wherever you get podcasts!

I genuinely think you could make a compelling musical out of American Idiot, it’s just that it would look a lot more like Rap World than the sex pistols costume parade that was in broadway

we have adjusted the Box Office projections for Jared Leto's next film from $30k in wide release to Five New Subscriptions to TPUSA+, Two of Which Will Be Refunded After User Complains That They Forgot to Cancel Before End of Free Trial

SIMPLICITY has been out for ONE YEAR today!!!! happy birthday to my little book :) we don't get paperbacks very often in the graphic novel world so it's tough to keep attention on something when it's no longer new, but i still think it's the best thing i've ever made. simplicitybook.xyz

luicus, the horrible little man from the book, looks at his phone instead of attending the nightly orgy-fight. idiot.