My son in New Zealand woke my 2 yr old grandson up so he wouldn't miss it. Hope it's the first one of many he sees. #NUFC
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From the Elswick to North Yorkshire. Always a Toon fan.
TNT sports app is abysmal. Continuous buffering and No internet connection. Obviously my 500 mbs connection isn't fast enough.
In August Ben Houchen proudly celebrated the publicly-owned Teesside Airport had made a profit. Its accounts - published on Christmas Eve - show it actually made a £6.6m loss.
Teesside Airport reports £6.6m loss despite Houchen claims of profit
Plus: PD Ports is up for sale
teesside.thelead.uk
Just had a wild experience I'd like to share. I tool the bike out for a while around the back roads of the Franklin district in Auckland to get some throttle therapy and fresh air. I was going at a decent, but legal pace, when I came upon a car stopped pretty much in the middle of the road 1/
Conservative MPs Want to Scrap Workers’ Rights to Paid Holiday and Annual Leave They are also seeking to overturn workplace protections from sexual harassment, calling them an attack on “free speech” Never allow them anywhere near power again bylinetimes.com/2024/12/17/c...
Conservative MPs Want to Scrap Workers' Rights to Paid Holiday and Annual Leave
They are also seeking to overturn workplace protections from sexual harassment, calling them an attack on "free speech"
bylinetimes.com
Turns out that Reform MPs are not all grifters, rich bellends and thick twats. The fact that Reform MP James McMurdock was jailed for repeatedly kicking his girlfriend shows they are also violent, woman-beating criminals. www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...
Reform MP James McMurdock was jailed for repeatedly kicking girlfriend
The MP had told the media he had been jailed for ‘pushing’ former partner in 2006, when the court records suggest a more violent assault
thetimes.com
Ever wanted to know the amount of profanity flowing through Bluesky at any one moment? Me neither, but I still ended up making this: SwearSky, a flow of foul language uttered by Bluesky users. ⚠️ NSFW ⚠️ as it literally yells swear words at you.
SwearSky
Bluesky profanity, as it happens
swearsky.bagpuss.org
I was also going to chat to Jeremy Clarkson, then I suddenly remembered that I'd rather lick piss off a nettle.
Please spare a thought for James Dyson, the Brexit-voting billionaire who bought up 33,000 acres of farmland to avoid tax then moved his business to Singapore. He's the real victim here.
Last month Anthony Gordon met #NUFC fan Ivy, who was diagnosed with hyper IGE syndrome. When Anthony scored his first #ThreeLions goal on Sunday, he stayed true to a promise he made to her What a guy 🖤🤍
This is why we were fucked over by Thatcher and this ideology has intensified its grip on us ever since.
How privatisation works (and Thames Water is just the latest example). 1. A government takes a national asset built up with taxpayers' money and the work of public servants over many years, and hands it, for a fraction of its value, to a private company. 2. In doing so, it creates a monopoly. 🧵
I think my grandson in New Zealand is a bit young to join us.#NUFC
To celebrate the exodus from Twitter, here’s a positive one (from 2019) xxxx
My MP has written her monthly column in the @bylinetimes.bsky.social about how looking forward she is to working with Donald Trump. You can subscribe at subscribe.bylinetimes.com
Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
nytimes.com
No more two tier justice! There's no difference between Just Stop Oil protestors blocking roads and farmers. Other than, one group wants to avoid the death of our planet and the other group wants to avoid some tax.
GIVEAWAY: I am giving away an #NUFC shirt of your choice when I reach 5,000 followers. To enter: ▪️Repost this ▪️Follow me at @toonpolls.bsky.social #NUFC
Who was your #NUFC Man of the Match today? 1️⃣ Willock 2️⃣ Joelinton 3️⃣ Hall 4️⃣ Livramento 📊 Show results
Is it just me. NUFC app is awful. Trying to watch the U21 game. No response.😕