Ed Hand

@baseballed.bsky.social

Cohost on Barstool's "Dirty Water" Executive Editor and Social Media Director for "Beyond the Monster" As quoted in the Boston Herald, Sport Illustrated, and (for some reason) Newsweek

Any time I see a big-name player allegedly available at the deadline that isn't a free agent at the end of the season, I assume they aren't really available, their team is just willing to move them if it means getting an offer so stupid they have no choice but to say yes.

The scene in the inevitable Millennial remake of "Forrest Gump" where Millennial! Forrest goes on Joe Rogan (played by himself), meets Charlie Kirk and accidentally inspires some part of TPUSA is gonna be so controversial.

The average person in my Twitter replies isn't wrong because they reached the wrong conclusion. They're wrong because they don't understand baseball well enough to even identify the question.

A modern-day Forest Gump remake would 100% have him rescuing people on 9/11, capturing Saddam Hussein by accident, unknowingly causing Steve Bartman to doom the Cubs, and what else?

Looking for a couple of owners to join a 20-team APBA league. I'm commissioner. League has been going strong since the 70s. DM me if you're interested or have any questions. If I don't follow you and you can't DM me, leave a reply and I'll reach out.

There's absolutely nothing Brayan Bello could say right now that would appease people, so I'm glad he's at least being honest and crashing out instead of reciting PR-approved clichés.

Recently, I've been listening to first time reaction videos of people watching "Forrest Gump" for the first time instead of background music when I work. Man, I love that movie.

Boston Red Sox bullpen Trust-o-Meter- 5/12 Samaniego threatening to pass Whitlock --- Shadow Realm: Ryan Watson >:( --- 7. Greg Weissert --- 6. Zack Kelly 5. Jovani Moran 4. Justin Slaten 3. Tyler Samaniego 2. Garrett Whitlock 1. Aroldis Chapman

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Very good outing for lefty Jason Gilman yesterday for Salem: 2.1 IP, 4 H, 1 ER, 1 BB, 7 K Boston selected Gilman in the 16th round of last years draft out of Kean. Had a delayed start to his season due to an oblique injury. Intriguing name to follow.

In 2019, MLB started to allow private equity firms to own partial minority stakes in franchises. The Red Sox were among the first teams to take on these investors. No coincidence that this is where things really started to change. @joon.bsky.social's explanation makes a lot of sense.

This is my ideal lineup for this Red Sox roster atm. No, I do not expect it to happen. 1. Masataka Yoshida- DH 2. Willson Contreras- 1B 3. Roman Anthony- LF 4. Wilyer Abreu- RF 5. Ceddanne Rafaela- CF 6. Marcelo Mayer- SS 7. Carlos Narvaez- C 8. Trevor Story- 2B 9. Caleb Durban- 3B

Red Sox prospect Dylan Brown had another good start for Salem yesterday. 5.2 IP, 3 H, 0 ER, 3 BB, 7 K, 16 whiffs Brown, Boston’s 8th round pick last year, now has a 2.31 ERA with 32 K’s over 23.1 IP in 2026.

Retrospectively, it makes sense that Craig Breslow had such a lengthy MLB career with some very good seasons despite not having particularly good stuff. Dude's an absolute sociopath. Those guys make for the best relief pitchers.

Percent of months running the Red Sox with an offense above a 100 wRC+ 81% - Epstein 63% - Cherington 75% - Dombrowski 67% - Bloom 54% - Breslow* Above a 110 wRC+ 61% - Epstein 25% - Cherington 38% - Dombrowski 38% - Bloom 23% - Breslow* *8 games left in April

Don't think Cora is the right manager for this team anymore, but hard not to feel for him given the roster is basically built to require an injury to one of your regulars to function properly.