Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.

I somehow didn’t realize today was a doubleheader

After seeing that Rocchio walkoff homer

Yeah, that feels right

Baseball… ):

DID U KNOW THIS - dashare.zone ADMIN

I am, in fact, from Michigan. Fuck North Dakota though I guess.

Currently looking at a sign for a U-Haul, Pharmacy, Deli and Bar that appear to be one unified business

Madame Governor you MUST acknowledge that "Can't Feel My Face" still slaps

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2d ago

Markwayne Mullin accuses Hochul of turning a blind eye on "drug bangers"

The Tigers put up five runs between when I said this and when I fell asleep

Baseball Transsexual@baseballtransexual.bsky.social · 3d ago

I ain’t watching the rest of this, too eepy

I ain’t watching the rest of this, too eepy

Eddy and Kyle are not on the same page at all. Valencia is holding his glove up to give Finnegan a target when Finnegan isn’t even looking

Imagine if Kenley Jansen wasn’t on this team

Lee was fucking booking it

They call him Eddy Baseball

Today I am grateful that I no longer park in the same lot as the students (I rolled my windows down before I drove off to grab lunch, forgetting that my phone was about to connect to the stereo and start blasting *HOES DEPRESSED* by THOT SQUAD at an irresponsible volume)

Eventually I will recognize the pattern that every time I find myself lying awake unable to even approach sleep it’s because I had caffeine with dinner. Eventually.

These Detroit Tigers were in line for a playoff spot less than three weeks ago

The other day a moth got into my classroom. I opened the window to let it out and it made it right to the edge of the window, got caught in a cobweb, fought its way out, rested, got caught in the cobweb again, fought out again, climbed up the wall, and then just died. This post is about the Tigers.

I tell myself I’m gonna switch to football mode now but I know I’m gonna be watching game 158 angrily tweeting about some bullpen management decision

I miss meaningful baseball

Why do I still watch baseball

I remember when the Tigers let Kody Klemens go. I thought he had been kind of a fun player to have around for a bit, but he just wasn’t fit for the major leagues long-term. Welp.

Science has determined: - the Median Baltimore Orioles player - the Median Tampa Bay Rays player

When I’m cooking for myself, my shopping list is like that one dril tweet but instead of candles it’s fancy cheeses to pair with my beans and rice.

Couple months ago I was at a family event chatting with my partner’s cousin about what he did for work. He seemed very chill, work involved a lot of AI but he at least seemed annoyed by that fact. Asked him if the company was very big and he said “well, I think Lockheed Martin is on the S&P 500…”

12/25

dame@dame.is · 5d ago

it’s that time of year again, Rolling Stone released their list of the top 25 content creators, which is actually a test of how old and out of touch you are… the lower your score, the more out of touch i’ve heard of 11 out of 25