Shrey

@batunii.bsky.social

Software Engineer

I don’t understand how people can run for office knowing they have insane baggage and/or crimes. Like I spent the entire campaign expecting AIPAC to somehow dig up my middle school livejournal fanfic account. I prepared my family for it. I’m still amazed it didn’t happen.

Thou shalt not ban foreign pregnant women from visiting the United States. Thou shalt also not conduct investigations into their vaginas to check, you vile fascists. This is why Mary and Joseph had to flee to Egypt.

To give an idea of Sabastian Sawe's running pace, if you ran a marathon at that speed you would be finished in less than TWO HOURS

It's crazy how if someone tries to kill you and keeps trying to kill you and kills your friends while trying to kill you and talks openly about killing you, and then you get frustrated and say "somebody should kill you back," that's illegal

Everynight at 2 i promise myself to turn my life around. Only to wake up at 10 next morning and decide to do it tomorrow. Has someone escaped from this cycle? Can you tell me how?

Don't just say it's unconstitutional, remind people that the constitution is full of very good ideas designed to prevent authoritarianism, and most people who want to ignore it want that specifically because they are authoritarian.

someone of a certain generation: now back in my day of course, you could walk down the street safe as anything, could leave your doors unlocked no worries someone of the same generation: have you ever heard of a man we called the Yorkshire Ripper

My client wanted to increase productivity by 2x. So now every sprint has 16 points. But the sprint still has 10 days. That means I can only do 10 days worth work in that sprint. So points don't matter anymore. Anyways I'll be doing work worth 69 obsidian gems this week. Thanks. #tech #corporate

It’s fascinating how we managed to—in a world where publishing and research is getting ever cheaper—have people believe a statistical sentence roulette machine is intelligent and the end-all of knowledge.

I can't play video games anymore, because I feel ashamed that I'm "wasting" my time on "games". I should officially become a Game Developer so I can gaslight myself into thinking that I'm doing research.