It's OK for criminal ex-neo Nazis to run your bins is a hell of a line.
Mollie Goodfellow
@hansmollman.bsky.social
Oh god not again (📺🎬: ITG, 📚: Curtis Brown)
mcdonald's manager: show the new guy the ropes me: yeah no prob *opens drawer* we use them to restrain grimace
You'd have to read to the thirteenth paragraph to discover the pull quote for the title was from Marcus Siding, a 23-year-old Swedish man living in Sweden that wanted to become a cop, but his ADHD diagnosis at the age of 12 barred him by law from becoming a Swedish cop Seems relevant
Hello I have made this due to a mutual having issues with some folks on here forgetting this fact and shouting at him for it. Feel free to use it as a handy PSA x
The only people I want to hear Covid takes from are like Chris Whitty and Johnny Van Tam, some of you are being disloyal
Anyone remember when food was just mysterious coloured masses and Peppermint Patty had tiger arms?
Jesus Zoidberg: 40s is the new 20s.@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 5d agoOk, this one might be my favorite, haven't stopped laughing
Started watching ER from the beginning and there are so many handsome men in it (and beautiful women obviously, goes without saying) but they are all also like beautiful and handsome in a normal human way and not in the modern uncanny ultra perfect way
Another election count already? Ambassador you spoil us
Actually quite angry reading this. I know it’s a bit passé to talk about “why don’t politicians crack down on people not using headphones on the bus” but I think we do need to reckon with platforms that incentivise people to completely disregard the norms of civil society and get away with it.
TikToker faces police probe over secret filming using Meta 'smart glasses'
The "content maker" published videos of encounters with young women and a female Sikh shop worker where he talked of a plot to "breed out the white race".
bbc.co.uk
Once again I thought I was on the edge of a nervous breakdown but it turned out I just needed a snack
Pitching a stand-up comedy show to Channel 5 called “Pre-recorded at the Palladium”
hahahaha yes Yes dot sickos dot jpeg
DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 7d agoFirst posters for ‘WICKER’, starring Olivia Colman & Alexander Skarsgård. • A twisted love story that follows an ostracized fisherwoman who commissions a basket maker to weave her a husband. • Co-starring Peter Dinklage and Elizabeth Debicki. In theaters this October.
On the back of this strong recommendation from Mollie, we are all as a family off to the local Picturehouse this evening, to see this new “Dude, Where’s My Horse?” movie🍿
Mollie Goodfellow@hansmollman.bsky.social · last wk.So glad I will get to experience watching The Odyssey as someone who doesn’t care that it’s a poem or whatever, you won’t catch me caring about its faithfulness, I will simply be whispering to the person next to me “that’s the horse” when the Big Wooden Horse appears
A real scourge of society is people who try more than one flavour in an ice cream shop. Ideally you wouldn’t try any flavours, but if you have to restrict yourself to just one. Respect the space.
Every commentator saying too many kids go to university has to tell their own kid to not do a degree
cashier today told me he knew me from twitter and said him and his partner still use “the butter’s penthouse” 😭
Has anyone invented chicken tartare yet, can I invent it and put myself on the map
as a society we are well past due in establishing No Content Zones where making shit for tiktok is explicitly forbidden
Hemant Mehta@friendlyatheist.com · last wk.Evangelist Whitney Lynn says she preaches on planes because she loves “a captive audience.” She's not alone. It's becoming a trend. If spreading your message requires listeners who can't escape, maybe it's not as compelling as you think. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/christian-...
Emma Stone stars in Wendy Cope’s The Orange
Jesse Hawken@jessehawken.bsky.social · last wk.Studio execs are going to want to adapt more poems for the big screen now
I go back and forth on which was the best ever tweet. Currently I think it's this.
I also wish we could learn to move on from things after a reasonable amount of time like some things don’t need to be drawn out over the course of a week
Twlldun@twlldun.bsky.social · last wk.One of the things we have to relearn in the modern era is the correct level of consequences. No, of course Zack Polanski shouldn’t be arrested for briefly sharing a post which had a picture that correctly is seen as threatening Farage. Yes, he should absolutely be judged and found wanting on it.
i think some people have negatively polarised themselves and posted themselves into having to defend clearly nonsensical things. it is obviously absurd for a party leader to share a post with their political opponent's name next to a guillotine. he isn't a 19 year old twitter user any more.
