Lady MacBeef 🐈💨

@beefy-knees.xyz

I’m more than just a middle-aged, divorced, childless cat lady I also have dogs

Yes of course I have to look at my phone while I’m eating, otherwise my brain starts doing things like sphygmomanometer? sphyyyyygmomanometer sphygMO!manometer sphyg MO! MAN! O! meter sphphphyyyyygmooooomanoooooooooometer sphygm O))) manometer [10 min later] Oh yeah I was gonna check my hygrometer

here's a fun lil exercise for cis people: how many articles would a publication have to print calling for your extermination before you would expect people who care about you to stop giving them money? and how would you feel if their excuse for still supporting them is some fuckass crossword puzzle?

Dreamed a movie called The 5th Gear, about life as the eponymous position on the shifter of an unspecified vehicle’s manual transmission. And no, you probably won’t get it if you haven’t seen 1st-4th, although you may be able to skip a couple. Just be careful when you go into the one rated R.

Last night, I went to see Stabbing Westward with my high school friends, and the crowd went wild for their cover of a song from The Crow Soundtrack. Time to start getting my pentium ready for that Y2K bug I’ve heard so much about, I guess